EVENT ★ LOST IN TRANSLATION

[futurologists]

RETURN TO OSKA Upon arrival in Oska, new and returning recruits alike will find that something strange is going on. Any attempts to communicate with someone who doesn't speak the same language as you will be just that -- like you don't speak the same language. Let's hope everyone is good at charades, because you're going to be out of luck for a full day. On the second day, a text comes across -- surprisingly intelligible to everyone. Is it over? Well . . . crowley: Hello, Audentes. We are currently experiencing magitek difficulties, as you may have guessed already. Temporal insects have arrived with our latest arrivals, and as you may imagine, we have had our paws full. cherenkov: We are working out how to mitigate the pest problem for good. For now, please put your unpleasantly huge feet to use and stomp them out. Or other such methods. crowley: We have created a quick patch to facilitate text-based communications, but verbal translation will continue to be down until the insects are exterminated. Thank you for your patience. It's not over. TEMPORAL INSECTS This invasive species has worked its way in through the rifts along with the newest batch of arrivals, and information on them is available in the library (provided you can read the language it's written in!). It seems they behave like locusts, living quietly within the space between rifts for many years until their numbers suddenly balloon and they begin to swarm in search of food. These bugs move fast and pack a nasty bite, but are unarmored and easily squished. Each one is about the size of a football, and leaves a little tell-tale slime trail that makes it easy to track. They can cling to any surface, and won't hesitate to leap onto attackers and bite if they feel threatened. One can take a decently sized but non-lethal bite out of someone, but a number of them together will pose a real danger. If punctured or squished they tend to explode into moderately acidic goo that can cause caustic burns if not immediately washed off. They are attracted to any area of high temporal energy, which can be literally any surface, corner, or point on or within the castle and its grounds. As they begin to feed they cause temporal distortion in the area. This manifests as the immediate area seeming to flicker backwards and forwards through time. An insect gnawing at a table leg in the dining area, for example, might cause the area to stutter between years and years of dinner parties, ghostly attendants of all fashions and species appearing and disappearing as they enter and leave the affected area. An onlooker can't interact with temporal distortions directly, but if the insect is left to its own devices, it will eventually eat through all of the temporal energy and render the immediate area gray, frozen, and completely inert. It's highly recommended you kill or otherwise chase off an insect before it manages this, as it can do irreversible damage to a world. For affected Oska locations, please see this post. OOC NOTES The translation errors will continue through the rest of the month. For more information or to ask questions, please check the plotting post here! New bounties are available in Oska! Please remember to fill out your squidge success form before August 31, 23:59 UTC! Filling the form out is mandatory, even if you do not have the 3 squidge threads. You will not pass AC if you do not fill out the form. Characters who have been accepted on August 20th are exempt. Please direct questions relating to the success form here.

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c; @marine01

[soru]

[ my lord. first a handful of pirates, now the goddamn chief of staff of the goddamn revolutionary army is bopping around. what next? who next? ]

Everyone here seems dead set on introducing themselves, notoriety be damned.

If you need additional assistance, I will be happy to help.

c; text

[ryusoken]

[Oh it's a marine. ... who claims himself to be number 1. Okay.]

I don't see any reason not to, given the predicament.

But, before we make any arrangements... I would like to ask. Who are you? [Even if it were the actual head of the marines from his world, he's the least bit fearful.]

c; text

[soru]

My name is Coby. [ it's good to meet you? salutations? what do you say to the gODDAMN REVOLUTIONARY ARMY ]

It's a pleasure.

[ nailed it. ]

[ryusoken]

It's nice to meet you too, Coby. [He's still quite under the suspension because of your username.]

...Would you happen to be a Marine? Of another world? [Or you know the world of pirates and the Grand Line. No use beating around the bush.]

[soru]

[ it's fine, this is fine. it's not like his job extends all the way out here, right. right?


uuuuugh ]

That I am. I'm a captain with our world's navy. I served under the watch of Vice Admiral Garp before his resignation from active duty.

Does this pose a problem?

[ryusoken]

[No, of course not!! He just wants to make sure he's not talking to some higher up..or what. Not like it matters since they're both stuck here but hey, can't be too wary.]

... Garp, huh. [He stops after that message. He remembers the beatings he had with Garp as a kid alongside Luffy and Ace. Fun times. He sends another one a minute later.]

It doesn't pose a problem, I'm sure. I was merely wondering about the user name you had. The fact that you were offering assistance was also pretty skeptical since you know my affiliation.

[soru]

My apologies. I can see why it would raise questions. I chose it before I fully understood how all of this worked.

[ could be worse. he coulda picked xXxmarinesxXx. we all have dark pasts we like to forget. ]

As I see it, our affiliations have little bearing on our current situation. I would rather make an ally now than pave the path for unreasonable hostilities down the line.

In short, while I may be a marine back home, my duties don't extend here. You have little to worry about with me, Sabo.

[ryusoken]

[As much as dark pasts go.. well it's in the past??? The present time is more important anyway. He reads the following.. and proceeds to respond accordingly because he guess.. formalities and all that.]

I will see to it then, Coby. It's a pleasure to be working with you soon- [He stops again for a few seconds, because well here's a distraction.] But enough chit chat, there's another horde of bugs nearby and I'm going to go kill them so, bye-

[The communication cuts off then.]