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CLOSED. Watching from the edge of the circus
CHARACTERS: Shuyi and FRANDS
DATE: From Oct. 17 onwards
WARNINGS: None yet!
SUMMARY: A bunch of closed threads for Shuyi to do her show and tell, PM me if you'd like me to set something up for you! :>
DATE: From Oct. 17 onwards
WARNINGS: None yet!
SUMMARY: A bunch of closed threads for Shuyi to do her show and tell, PM me if you'd like me to set something up for you! :>
LANCE.
drags body in here so late, please forgive...!
but lance is nothing if not an opportunist, and the way he saw it is he's got nothing to lose. the guy's either proven to be a fake, and he gets to laugh as someone tries to dance in front of other people, or the guy's the real deal, and he gets some questions answered. he doesn't have much shame to begin with — he doesn't think there's really anything this guy could do to make him regret any of this.
—except, of course, turn out to be a girl all along. ]
Oh quiznak—
[ lance swears under his breath a second after stepping towards the stables. luckily, he manages to veer his footing so that he pivots at the last second, pressing his back against the wall while his mind rushes to keep up. okay. okay so it was a girl all along. a really pretty girl.
shoot he wishes he'd asked for a date instead...! ]
Who, me?
[ nbd nbd he can roll with this. that's how lance announces his entrance, stepping back into the stables with a grin on his lips as if he had planned this all out himself, yep. he laughs a little, running a hand through his hair. ]
There's no need for wishes — I'm all yours.
you're all good!! i'm also really slow this week...
She gives the mechanical horse a last tickle under the chin, still laughing, when she steps closer to her new company with hands linked behind her back. She could correct him and say she meant she wanted to keep the horse, which would straighten any misunderstanding, but where would the fun be in that? ]
You? And why should I keep you?
grips your hand and weeps...
though the true surprise here is that she's playing along. ]
I think the easier question to answer would be: why shouldn't you keep me? Because there's only one answer to that, and that answer is: nothing. There is no reason not to keep me. I'm a keeper, a real winner, you're not gonna find any better Lance in these parts, no sir!
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Ma'am.
this is beautiful . . .
She crosses her arms in front of her and leans back on her heels. ]
And what use would I have for a Lance, even if I were to have the best one in all the lands?
apologizes for him on loop 1/2
[ no really, he truly is. how often does anyone actually ask him to talk about himself? ]
This Lance model happens to be top of the line, new and improved! With a never-ending supply of clever puns, suave mystique, and a boyish but roguish charm, you'll never find yourself with a dull moment. He even comes with his own laugh track, ha ha ha!
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I'm, uh. I'm actually a real person, by the way. That was just a joke, this is all totally flesh, I can even prove it to you I swear.
oh dear me
She draws in a sharp breath to compose herself. ]
A real person is better than a model, as new and improved as it may be. How would you prove that to me?
[ Please don't, like, pull down your pants or anything. ]
1/2
his mouth opens, and for a second he very nearly defaults to a suggestion that would have probably bumped up the rating of his canon kid's cartoon show to something way past pg-13— ]
2/2
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It occurs to her that they had met here under the guise of a challenge now summarily forgotten, but this is so much more fun than showing him what she already knows to be true. The unknown is that much more exciting. Nevermind that following her curiosity has gotten her into trouble many times before.
Shuyi makes a show of it too, standing up straight and granting him her hand with a flourish befitting a true princess. She can barely contain the grin that keeps threatening to break free. ]
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with a wider grin, he takes her hand up and presses the palm of it against his chest, right over his heart that is perhaps beating a little too wildly to be anything less than incredibly embarrassing. ]
See? Flesh and blood and bone.
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With another chuckle, she steps closer so she can bring her hand up, off his chest to trace his chin. Flesh and blood. And bone. ]
But a heart is made of much more than that.
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this usually how this works out.
usually, by now, someone's either laughed at him, or rolled their eyes, or brusquely rolled over his words to move the conversation along.
even nyma, whose entire purpose was to humor him into submission, hadn't quite been this forward.
so all lance can do is stare at shuyi in stunned wonder, the grin slowly fading from his lips, quickly replaced by the growing shades of red taking over his complexion. ]
What, uh, [ he finally rasps out, when he remembers that conversations typically require the other person to respond, ] what's that...
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Taking her hand back, still with a smile on her face, she takes her eyes off of him to busy herself with the horse. It would give him room to breathe. ]
Bonds that even I can't severe.
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when she steps away, though, he is granted enough space to finally remember to breathe again. he clears his throat a little roughly, tugging on the suddenly too-tight high collar of his suit. ]
Uh... yeah... about that.
[ he reaches behind him and tugs out a wilting flower that he'd picked up on his way here, off of one of the saloon tables where he's staying. this he holds out towards her, twirling it idly between his fingers. ]
Weren't you gonna show me something?
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Do you have something that needs destroying?
[ She rather hopes it's not the flower. ]
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You said you'd prove your power though, didn't you? So here.
[ sadly, it is the flower. he doesn't have much here, and she indicated to bring something that didn't mean much to him, so... ]
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And just like that, blades too small to be seen by the human eyes cut into the petals and the stem, crisscrossing relentlessly through the poor flower until all that's left is unrecognizable dust and the sense of something electric in the air. ]
And so.
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for a good while he doesn't do or say much apart from some very blatant staring. it's... kind of terrifying, isn't it? that kind of power... ]
...How?
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Everything is made of smaller parts of itself. [ She puts her fists together to illustrate, then takes them apart. ] I can cause them to let go of each other.
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still, he wants to understand, because he's also pretty certain a lot of this fear is from uncertainty too. she doesn't seem like a bad person... even if her powers are scary, that might not be so bad if she's on their side, right? ]
That's.. pretty wild. Could you always do that?
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But she still needs to answer his question, doesn't she? ]
As long as blood runs through my veins.
[ She tries a grin this time. ]
Does this mean you will dance for me?
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I dunno...
[ he shifts back a little, and then does a snazzy (read: not so snazzy) little turn on a heel before ending with two finger-guns aimed right at her. ]
You sure you can handle all this swag? I'm not responsible for any and all swooning that may occur once my sick moves have been unleashed!
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I have not swooned in ages. Your warnings fall on deaf ears, Lance.
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and... this...