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super cali swagilistic sexy hella dopeness ([personal profile] competing) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology2017-01-08 08:13 pm

( open ) no gloves

CHARACTERS: anyone? everyone!
DATE: jan. 8
WARNINGS: rough housing, dirty cheats, occasional profanity, copious amounts of snow puns i'm sure
SUMMARY: lance organized a snowball tag event and now everyone can hate him for it

[ the time has come. the day you have all been waiting for. today... we dine in snow hell heck.

or so you've been promised, anyway. whether you believe it or not, whether you decide to make the most of it or not, today is team audentes' annual (that's right, it's tradition now) game of SNOWBALL TAG! teams have been assigned, messaged, and given their team ribbons*. all were told to meet at their designated spots to go over battle plans, practice the team motto/battle cry, or just generally try and get a good idea of who you probably shouldn't be aiming for. the battle begins at high noon (shout out to mccree i love you bruh) and ends when there is only one team left standing...

the rules are as follows!! ]


1. no biting, eye-gouging, fish-hooking
2. no aiming below the belt
3. only hits to count are those that land in the torso region, front or back
4. three hits and you're out
5. seriously you're out WE'RE GOING BY AN HONOR SYSTEM OKAY
6. no cheating!
7. but feel free to make use of the terrain
8. battle grounds stretch from the lake to the forest and all around the exterior of the castle area
9. "friendly fire" totally counts so make sure you know who you're aiming for
10. have fun!! :)

[ *some team names and mottos had to be altered due to inappropriateness or just too dang long man i just asked for a soundbite yeesh. ]


TEAM TEAM VOLTRON TEAM NO TEAM CREW PROFANITIES
"I JUST SAW BALLS!" "I'M SORRY, THAT WAS AWFUL!" "FRICK THEM UP!"
RIBBON COLOR: ORANGE RIBBON COLOR: PURPLE RIBBON COLOR: PINK
Ramir Zenyatta Fiona
Chihiro Sigma Graham
Nami Keats Giovanni
Feferi Peter Peridot
McCree Alice Motochika
Stiles Hanzo Rhys
Keith Sonia Elizabeth
Kagari Vaughn Lance

( ooc; this log is open to EVERYBODY, whether you are actually part of the game or not. feel free to have your character be an innocent by-stander, an unaffiliated mercenary, a rogue warrior for justice, etc! characters are also not bound to the team assignments, though do expect lance to very loudly BOO! at your character if he ever finds out hmph >:'c )
viscontree: (HOW CAN I FIND MY WAY BACKKK)

snowgue one

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-12 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Maya,you're going to catch a cold.

[Why does he feel like saying this is useless? He just tells her what's best anyways...because he tries to be sensible.]

You may want to avoid playing there.
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

1/2

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-12 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[It is, but bless him for trying]

[Maya recognizes this guy. What was his name again? Julia? Coolio? Something like that. The memory's burned into her mind.... the day when he tried to convince her vegetables were delicious. This man, who'd never even tasted ramen.]

[That was a dark time]


It's not that bad! Besides, I gotta, ah, ah...
feytality: BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THIS SERIES (There's walking in AAI?!)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
AAACHOOOOO!

[How predictable.]
viscontree: (this is just anime monster hunter)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-12 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Gently shaking his head. ]

You 'gotta' what? I didn't quite catch what you said.

[There was no way for him to! She sneezeed!!! ]
feytality: I still got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-13 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I have an important mission! And no cold is going to keep me down!

[As if to prove her point, she throws another snowball..... Which misses him completely]
Edited 2017-01-13 17:47 (UTC)
viscontree: (julius is the princess)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-15 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm almost certain that a cold would keep anyone in bed.

At least wear something a little warmer. Is that the only type of clothing available to you?

[He stares at her, half concerned.]
feytality: (Placeholder Part 2: First Blood)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-15 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That was a warning shot!

[That completely missed...]

[But, hey, guess who didn't take a good look at her Audentes package and totally missed the new uniform]


Um... no? This is what I always wear?

Where else am I supposed to find clothing?

[Crickets]
viscontree: (pretends to know what hes doing)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
They gave everyone a uniform here. Didn't you see it?

It may not suit your style, but it should keep you warm. [He's really worried about her. This is well founded concern!]
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-18 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[What is this "worry".....]

[Maya does compute]


WHAT!? Seriously?! There's a uniform?! And we get magic jewelry?! This place is cooler than I thought!

[she may be getting the wrong idea from this]
viscontree: (cradle is filled with badasses)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get too excited. They're both very important tools for us.

You should go check for yours.

[She really is, his concern grows more by the minute. He doesn't wanna leave Maya alone.]
feytality: This icon sums up her entire existence (#Maya)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-19 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
["Don't get too excited"...... Julius do you know who you're talking to]

Are we gonna have matching uniforms? Like superheroes?!

[She's already forgetting about the snowball fight and bouncing back to the castle... except, oops, which way is it??]
viscontree: (at least julius saves me when i die)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-19 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He has no idea....rip.]

Yes, if you want to look at it that way. We are saving other worlds in a similar fashion.

[No he's just saying that so Maya will be more agreeable.]
feytality: feed me and you might live (might be plotting your murder)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Time to get lost forever]

Sooo... that kinda makes you my sidekick, doesn't it? Maybe you should wear tights and a cape!
viscontree: (livie lets me die)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-24 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll humbly refuse that offer, thank you.

Besides, are tights and capes truly necessary? [ARE THEY?]
feytality: MOOCHING, EATING BURGERS, TOUCHING BIG RED BUTTONS... it's a hard life (All in a day's work gentlemen)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-25 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Too late. You're perfect sidekick material!

I guess the cape is, I dunno about the tights.
viscontree: (banana hair delux)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-26 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Won't tights be hard to move in? I can't see it being efficient for mobility.

You should think this one through again. [He live with the cape at least, no tights please.]
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-28 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're a real superhero, you can move around no matter what! Besides, it's not about thinking, it's about the look. Sidekicks always wear a funny outfit!

[Case in point: Maya right here]
viscontree: (absorbs all this bullshit)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-29 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow, I don't think that's how it works. Could it be that sidekicks just have bad fashion sense?

[Was that ever a possibility? MAYA WHY...]
feytality: ([jaws theme plays])

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, Mr. Visconti, don't put yourself down like that. Your fashion sense is at least okay!

[She's never letting this go]
viscontree: (ok you can stop fighting now)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-01-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I appreciate it. I would hope that it'd be somewhat acceptable compared to those ridiculous side kicks.

Since you're in a strange outfit, does that make you a sidekick too?

[rip in pieces.]
feytality: I'm serious i'm about to go angry hamster all up in your face (don't make me puff my cheeks at you)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-02-01 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
What? [Wow, how dare he!! For his insolence, he's subjected to the Pufferfish Face.]

My outfit isn't strange! It's my training uniform!

[Clearly this face will intimidate him into apologizing]
viscontree: (someone save me from my own coloring)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-02-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Training uniform? I beg your pardon. From an outsider perspective it doesn't look very practical.

I would have assumed it was your own fashion sense at work. [He's not apologizing just yet! What kind of place wears those uniforms?]
feytality: THOSE ARE SOME SUPER PUFFED CHEEKS (Don't fuck with the anger hamsterface)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-02-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, change your dumb perspective! It's what all acolytes wear.

[Quick, apologize before she puffs her cheeks even more]
viscontree: (rachel stop creeping on me kthx bye)

[personal profile] viscontree 2017-02-02 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're an acolyte then. That makes more sense. My apologies for not understanding your situation.

[So she's not just a strange girl with a strange wardrobe, okay that's fair.]

Do you partake in spiritual training?
Edited 2017-02-02 17:27 (UTC)
feytality: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

[personal profile] feytality 2017-02-03 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... It's okay. [Immediately mollified by his apology, what a chump] I get that a lot, actually.

I sure do! In fact, if you've seen any waterfalls around, let me know, 'cause I need to get cracking. [Since her spiritual powers are weak.. She has to train hard to make it up to Nick!!] What about you, Mr. Visconti? What's your uniform all about?

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