[He doesn't even care. She could've sprouted wings and turned into a fairy and he just wouldn't find a single ounce of emotion to feel surprised. Okay, she can jump down and jump up really high. Great. Good for her.]

[He scowls, even though she can't see it, and raises his voice so she can hear.]

No bets! The only bet I would make is that any bets with you would result in you trying to get another kiss out of me, or something equally silly.