[ Yeah, but you don't want a unicorn to prance by. Did you know they're actually huge jerks? Neither did Dipper until recently. ]

That's kind of our job to figure out, right? Aaand why we're even out here. [ Whether he's shuddering at his next thought or the cold weather is hard to tell, but— ] This world's kinda neat, but I don't wanna be stuck here forever if no one can get to the bottom of this.