_{[ JACKPOT.
A very distinct ping noise is heard right after Pearl hurls the rock at him. It's a good thing that Gintoki doesn't feel any pain, either, because Pearl got him right in the ball sack. It's a little terrifying at first because.. what if they don't work after this ...!? How horrifying, but he's been at the shit end of the testicle jokes before— they're probably made out of steel at this rate. ]}

Oiii! Who do you think you are? You're already mastering Gintama's humor by getting me right in the kintama! You don't really want to mess around, do you?

_{[ He climbs to his feet, finding his legs weak even if he doesn't precisely hurt. He draws his bokuto out again, holding a tree for support before using his arm to rub some water out of his eyes. ]}