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jason todd. | red hood. ([personal profile] gutpunching) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology 2016-03-28 08:54 pm (UTC)

there's no batfam here to hassle what else is he supposed to do with his time, really

[Who do you think he is, Aquaman? Wrestling sharks is stupid, Lancer. You're stupid. This is why they make Bat-Shark-Repellent in some branches of the continuity.

Bereft of this Adam West ace in the hole, he rolls out of the way of a fin so he can spring back to his feet. This doesn't make Lancer's request make any more sense, (bonus points???? It's already enormous. It would probably be a contender if they weren't going to inevitably fuck this up and thus crush Lancer's chances) so he mostly ignores it. Haven't you been paying attention, bringing in a target alive isn't really what he does anymore.
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Why? Think Jaws is gonna rat out his bigger buddies for us?

[It's a shark, just kill it. In the absence of another car to blow up, he draws a kris from his belt—a dagger with a waved blade, a parting gift from Talia, among other things—and aims a swipe for Jaws's side when the tail tries to come back for him. Which deflects the immediate lashing, but because Jaws is enormous and angry, it really just serves to piss it off more. Luckily, Lancer's the one who's facing the business end! Good luck, buddy.]

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