[ Littering is a crime, too, jackass. Being rude to Rhys isn't, but it should be, and he doesn't have the best track record in the 'getting along with people' department — he could easily fuck this up by being... Rhys-y. Rhys-esque.

However, judging other people is his favorite hobby! And boy, are there people to judge here. None of them have even played Pong, probably, or seen a radio. With an unwarranted air of superiority: ]

Well, that's because they probably tried to unlock the cell door by answering its riddles three. [ He immediately does the worst thing a person can do: explain the joke. ] ...You know. Because everyone is from fairy-tale-dragon-land?