Shitty jo— [ He's ready to be dramatically offended, because his sense of humor is adorable and charming, how dare you, but. He so wants to show off his cybernetics to someone who doesn't look and sound like they're from Ye Olde Times. Rhys has been tragically underappreciated so far, after all. He swallows his offense. ]
Hah. Yeah, I just hacked my arm off 'cause it would look cool. [ It's totally appropriate to hack your arm off for other reasons. ] ...It does look cool, though, am I right?
[ It would look cooler if it wasn't in Hyperion Yellowâ„¢, but it is Hyperion property, as is his entire being. Besides, he figured it was the color Handsome Jack would've gotten; it would have looked cooler on Jack, of course. Even if it was neon pink with unicorns and bunnies all over it. He'd make it work. ]
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Hah. Yeah, I just hacked my arm off 'cause it would look cool. [ It's totally appropriate to hack your arm off for other reasons. ] ...It does look cool, though, am I right?
[ It would look cooler if it wasn't in Hyperion Yellowâ„¢, but it is Hyperion property, as is his entire being. Besides, he figured it was the color Handsome Jack would've gotten; it would have looked cooler on Jack, of course. Even if it was neon pink with unicorns and bunnies all over it. He'd make it work. ]
Obviously, it does things.