[ and you're the weirdest teenager she's met yet. which is saying something considering gwen spent a good portion of her teenage years crawling up walls and webbing up bad guys…and still is. ]

I'm trying to get rid of this infestation. My hope is for bug-free tomorrows. [ a distant dream, it's true. but dreaming is free, hope is the last to die, etc. ]

And unless you're hiding superpowers, you can help by not going near them. Ugly as they look, they've got an even uglier bite.

[ don't be one of the stupid kids, is all she's asking. please. she doesn't want to web people to the ceiling, but she's about to start. ]