[ gwen makes a wry sound a lot like a laugh. ] Not as often as you'd think. [ yet another thing movies got wrong: the blonde girl turns out to be the first to die. across dimensions. ]

Still as long as you're not the funny one in your group, I think you have a chance. [ aka she'll call dibs on being the funny one. because she's a pal.

gwen shines the lights on the walls and ceilings before returning it to the floor for the sake of their feet. it slopes down gradually at first, then more steeply. the deeper they venture, the cooler and damper the air around them. the smell of earth is strong for, well, obvious fucking reasons. still. gwen wrinkles her nose. ]

This is kind of amazing in a "we're gutting this planet like it tried to kill Uma Thurman on her wedding" way. [ the walls echo her voice back to her. ] By the same logic, also kind of really messed up.

How deep do you figure these tunnels go?