(no he... sees that, but he's sure as hell not mentioning it. women are way above his understanding, sometimes he just shoves his fist in his own mouth.)

Do you want some popcorn, or not? (putting in the microwave... if she doesn't want any, he'll eat a whole bag himself; he deserves it.)

I ain't the unhealthiest bastard either, so I get it. With all the stress of the events, though, it's time for a cheat day.