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epidemiology2017-01-08 08:13 pm
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Entry tags:
- elizabeth (bioshock infinite),
- fiona (borderlands),
- giovanni (dogs: bullets & carnage),
- julius visconti (god eater 2 rage burst),
- keith (voltron),
- lance (voltron),
- lucy/nyuu (elfen lied),
- maya fey (ace attorney),
- mettaton (undertale),
- peridot (steven universe),
- peter parker (the amazing spider-man),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- takashi shirogane (voltron),
- vaughn (borderlands)
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CHARACTERS: anyone? everyone!
DATE: jan. 8
WARNINGS: rough housing, dirty cheats, occasional profanity, copious amounts of snow puns i'm sure
SUMMARY: lance organized a snowball tag event and now everyone can hate him for it
[ the time has come. the day you have all been waiting for. today... we dine in snowhell heck.
or so you've been promised, anyway. whether you believe it or not, whether you decide to make the most of it or not, today is team audentes' annual (that's right, it's tradition now) game of SNOWBALL TAG! teams have been assigned, messaged, and given their team ribbons*. all were told to meet at their designated spots to go over battle plans, practice the team motto/battle cry, or just generally try and get a good idea of who you probably shouldn't be aiming for. the battle begins at high noon (shout out to mccree i love you bruh) and ends when there is only one team left standing...
the rules are as follows!! ]
1. no biting, eye-gouging, fish-hooking
2. no aiming below the belt
3. only hits to count are those that land in the torso region, front or back
4. three hits and you're out
5. seriously you're out WE'RE GOING BY AN HONOR SYSTEM OKAY
6. no cheating!
7. but feel free to make use of the terrain
8. battle grounds stretch from the lake to the forest and all around the exterior of the castle area
9. "friendly fire" totally counts so make sure you know who you're aiming for
10. have fun!! :)
[ *some team names and mottos had to be altered due to inappropriateness or just too dang long man i just asked for a soundbite yeesh. ]
( ooc; this log is open to EVERYBODY, whether you are actually part of the game or not. feel free to have your character be an innocent by-stander, an unaffiliated mercenary, a rogue warrior for justice, etc! characters are also not bound to the team assignments, though do expect lance to very loudly BOO! at your character if he ever finds out hmph >:'c )
DATE: jan. 8
WARNINGS: rough housing, dirty cheats, occasional profanity, copious amounts of snow puns i'm sure
SUMMARY: lance organized a snowball tag event and now everyone can hate him for it
[ the time has come. the day you have all been waiting for. today... we dine in snow
or so you've been promised, anyway. whether you believe it or not, whether you decide to make the most of it or not, today is team audentes' annual (that's right, it's tradition now) game of SNOWBALL TAG! teams have been assigned, messaged, and given their team ribbons*. all were told to meet at their designated spots to go over battle plans, practice the team motto/battle cry, or just generally try and get a good idea of who you probably shouldn't be aiming for. the battle begins at high noon (shout out to mccree i love you bruh) and ends when there is only one team left standing...
the rules are as follows!! ]
2. no aiming below the belt
3. only hits to count are those that land in the torso region, front or back
4. three hits and you're out
5. seriously you're out WE'RE GOING BY AN HONOR SYSTEM OKAY
6. no cheating!
7. but feel free to make use of the terrain
8. battle grounds stretch from the lake to the forest and all around the exterior of the castle area
9. "friendly fire" totally counts so make sure you know who you're aiming for
10. have fun!! :)
[ *some team names and mottos had to be altered due to inappropriateness or just too dang long man i just asked for a soundbite yeesh. ]
TEAM TEAM VOLTRON | TEAM NO | TEAM CREW PROFANITIES |
"I JUST SAW BALLS!" | "I'M SORRY, THAT WAS AWFUL!" | "FRICK THEM UP!" |
RIBBON COLOR: ORANGE | RIBBON COLOR: PURPLE | RIBBON COLOR: PINK |
Ramir | Zenyatta | Fiona |
Chihiro | Sigma | Graham |
Nami | Keats | Giovanni |
Feferi | Peter | Peridot |
McCree | Alice | Motochika |
Stiles | Hanzo | Rhys |
Keith | Sonia | Elizabeth |
Kagari | Vaughn | Lance |
( ooc; this log is open to EVERYBODY, whether you are actually part of the game or not. feel free to have your character be an innocent by-stander, an unaffiliated mercenary, a rogue warrior for justice, etc! characters are also not bound to the team assignments, though do expect lance to very loudly BOO! at your character if he ever finds out hmph >:'c )
ready to fight!
He's not expecting the snowgun. She fires and he moves with inhuman speed to evade each and every one of those fiercely directed snow-pellets (it's not magic, it's not cheating!), and as her failed projectiles kick up a showering of white powder each time they thud into the ground he barks out a clattering laugh.
Honestly, he's a little jealous that he didn't think up a similar approach.
When she's out of ammo he'll hurl a couple of his own handmade projectiles her way, just compacted balls of snow, of course, but thrown with an overabundance of strength and with ruthless precision all the same.]
That's cheating. But points for creativity, I suppose.
[She may not know him by sight, but the voice with it's soft German accent might be familiar to her.]
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As soon as he starts moving faster than she can keep up though, she's slamming the gun behind her, pulling it over her shoulder with the ribbon she's attached to it, and trying to get out of harm's way.
She's a decent runner, but it's nothing compared to this unfair play either.
Is anyone actually playing fair in this game. ]
Ow--! [ Two of them hit her leg, freezing and bruising all at once, and she stumbles from the impact but also because she recognises his voice. Her head whips back to look at him, mouth opening as she goes to say something from surprise--
--only to trip over her own foot and go flying down into the snow. ]
Not all of us can move that quickly either. [ It's only now that she's actually able to put two and two together that she regrets never getting his name before. All she has is the username. ] "Hound"?
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He watches as she trips and falls, crouches quickly to collect more snow, and it's already shaped into a ball and poised in his palm when she asks her question, giving him pause. He looks down at her then, nods once, remembers that whilst her original network message had been in video there'd have been no way for her to discern him by sight.]
That's right. Or Giovanni, if you prefer.
[It seems, for the moment, that her conversation starter has earned her a reprieve from further pelting.]
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Giovanni, then. It is a pleasure to meet you in person, in that case.
[ Even if he just smacked her pretty hard with snowballs, she's sincere about it. Being able to put a face to a voice is more meaningful that he probably realises. ]
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[He says it with a wry twist of his lips as he watches her, hefts the compacted snow he's still holding in his hand, and yes it's cold but there's nothing in his bearing to suggests he feels it. He's idly considering whether he ought to pelt her with it, or whether to be polite instead.]
Having fun?
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Though it is a little too cold for my liking. Are you?
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He says nothing of it, though. Only answers her question with a laugh.]
Yes, actually. It's a little tame for my tastes, but better by far than just milling about.
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except maybe him being taller oops]A little tame? I suppose it is, is it not? Though it is enjoyable I think.
[ She reaches down to brush snow from her clothes, sneezing after. Ah. She might not be equipped to deal with the cold, even if she came prepared with her gun. ]
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But she doesn't express her feelings out loud and so he has no need to explain himself. Instead, he just watches her movements idly, the snowball still held in his hand, gradually beginning to melt.]
It certainly is. But I've never played this kind of game before. It's not so bad.
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Me neither. Everyone is taking it quite seriously, are they not?
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He listens as she speaks, head canting slightly to one side in a gesture of vague confusion.]
I don't know. It all seems rather frivolous, to me.
[Surely if they were taking it seriously, there'd have been a few deaths by now...]
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I suppose in that aspect it may be... but for a game, they are taking it quite seriously.
[ A game, Giovanni. It isn't a battle -- not really. ]
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The look he gives her is mildly bemused, but then he's shrugging it off. Letting it go.]
If you say so.
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Mmm. [ She pauses for a beat, then says more softly: ] It is more to help us in regards to teamwork, I think.
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[Like many things, he hasn't given it all that much consideration. It's just something that's happening, something to fill up the time.]
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[ He is a team player and all! ]
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[But there's still something in his face, in the way he speaks, that suggests he doesn't quite grasp the connection.]
Well, I don't understand how this will help us become a more cohesive team, but I'll agree that we're not much of one. I doubt throwing some snow about is going to alter are wildly divergent beliefs and goals.
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Perhaps not in the long run, but it is good for practising strategy making. Planning. Especially in cases such as that.
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Strategy is one thing. It's the divergent beliefs and moralistic standpoints I'd say we need to work on.
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[ She smiles nonetheless. ]
Especially when the people are as mixed as we all are.
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[His smile is a little sharp, a little wry.]
This will never be much of a team.
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[ Her own expression flattens as she says that, the smile slipping away until her mouth is flat. ]
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I'm surprised we've lasted this long, honestly.
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[ Goddamn cockroaches probably survived The Tragedy in her world as well tbh. ]
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Maybe so.
[Finally, he drops the snowball that had been busily melting in his grasp. Shakes his hand as though that'll help dispel the cold from it.]
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i'm crying.... THIS IS BULLYING!!!
but it's fun right....RIGHT???
for him?!?!?! i'm crying jesus
well yes for him??? come on now, this is what a good time looks like
is it ... is it really
revenge is hers??
she still got smushed into snow as well! (nottalking)
a good time!!
well better than being really shot i guess!!!
Giovanni thinks shooting would have been more fun...but maybe not his non-healing teammates...
dsgkjsdg yes she cannot regenerate... please don't shoot her
he won't he's a good dog. sometimes...
"sometimes"
SOMETIMES