[ It's good this isn't high school, he'd probably have been a freshman when she was a senior, she would not have gone for him. He'd totally be into Troubled But Cute New Kid Fiona though. This is basically how normal life was for him but shittier and more outdated, but he doesn't want to totally ruin her fun. It's apparently exciting for her. For some godforsaken reason. ]

You think bunnies are the weird pets. [ He rolls his eyes and shakes his head, muttering Pandora under his breath. Pandora and Pandorans are both ridiculous. ] Fine, we can go pet the bunnies, or— I don't know. Buy... khakis. Whatever stuff Pandorans think we do. [ 'We' meaning normal people who live in places with sidewalks. ]