...Damn it. You coward! [ Masamune fumes, skidding short as the otherwise adorable (????) reindeer that he has been chasing very elegantly leaps into the heard of moose that have conveniently appeared and are... apparently taking it upon themselves to create property damage. Landing safely amongst the group, the reindeer's ears twitch at Masamune's insults before it glances innocently back at the LOSER that had been stupid enough to think catching its red-nosed ass would be a piece of cake. It uh yews or some sound effect that deer make at the samurai, causing his expression to twitch because god it's like that dumbass deer that kid runs around with back home. He wants to kick that kids ass again already just thinking about it. And this reindeer...!!! Must know this. It's mocking him. Translations are not necessary for what the animal is trying to tell him.
come get me, my moose squad mean business!
As if testing it, Masamune feints forward towards the edge of the herd only for a few moose (that might as well be local town rioters with the way they are plowing down a couple crates of dried fruits) to stop what they are doing and all focus on him, particularly that shiny sword of his. ]
...You're a real sassy furry bastard aren't you.
[ that reindeer is toast. is it supposed to be caught alive? if so, no promises.
Hope you like failure curses, archer. Times two possibly... ]
II (a+b and maybe e because!!!)
come get me, my moose squad mean business!
As if testing it, Masamune feints forward towards the edge of the herd only for a few moose (that might as well be local town rioters with the way they are plowing down a couple crates of dried fruits) to stop what they are doing and all focus on him, particularly that shiny sword of his. ]
...You're a real sassy furry bastard aren't you.
[ that reindeer is toast. is it supposed to be caught alive? if so, no promises.
Hope you like failure curses, archer. Times two possibly... ]