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Sans ([personal profile] skelepun) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology2017-03-06 09:22 pm

TWO OPEN, ONE CLOSED

CHARACTERS: Sans, Papyrus, and anyone else! Everyone else? Get in here, ya crazy kids!
DATE: Prompts spanning from March 5th to March 9th
WARNINGS: None! Unless flagrantly ignoring ALASTAIR's request for subtlety counts.
SUMMARY: Sans finds himself in a new timeline (again). He's not sure what he thinks yet, but the pizza's pretty good.


It really wasn’t kind, putting him through inter-dimensional time futzing so early in the morning. One moment he was in bed -- not his bed, of course, the sheets were still on -- staring at the dusty trappings of a child’s room. He drifted off most nights with a host of private reminders of who might’ve stayed here, and what kind of person they were when they did. A better one, probably. Toriel’s wistful looks now and again whenever she talked about them was proof enough of that; she was sharp enough to see through bullshit.

Well, except for his, but he was a grand master.

Sleep didn’t bring darkness this time; instead, it brought an entirely different bedroom. Dreams weren’t Sans’ favorites -- they kinda got in the way of the whole sleep part -- but he played along. A couple info dumps, spider rings, and transport instructions later, Sans was now standing with a human body, in the middle of a human street, under a human dawn, in a time very apart from his own. The dream theory was getting increasingly unlikely. His imagination just wasn’t up to crafting something this thorough.

Except for Papyrus, of course. His inclusion was the one part of this that did feel dreamlike. A frequent player in his subconscious, that guy, and one Sans felt a little nerves probing too closely.

The greasy, appealing smells of the diner next door pleasantly truncated that line of thought. He could use some time to think anyway, not to mention ducking away from the worst sound in the world: early morning birdsong. What french fries couldn’t chase away, a veritable cornucopia of bureaucratic minutia certainly could. What was Wylan Van Eck’s life story? No better time to find out.

Maybe Sans could suss out who the heck named him Wylan, anyway.

march 5th (slightly less early morning) | can i offer you a brother in these trying times (CLOSED)

The files prove a little more interesting than the fries, which sit mostly untouched (save a few that on top that looked glossy with saliva and ketchup residue. Gross). He’d made it through most of them, making a point to memorize faces. Those would be more useful than facts. He could probably creep a few people out too, which was always a fun bonus.

Of course, it figures that the one face he’d been trying to avoid looking at passes right by the large plate glass window he was seated beside. All full of pep and vigor like it wasn’t ass-o’clock in the morning.

That was him, alright.

Sans doesn’t hear the plate break when gets up, or notice the smoosh of soggy fries under his feet, to say nothing of the sweaty man yelling about his tab. Those are all background; bits of black nothing zeroing in on the vastly important something walking down the street without a care in the world. He does notice the aforementioned large man grabbing a broom (or a gun? It’s humans, who knows), and that’s his cue to exit, which he accomplishes with his usual flare. Sure, ALASTAIR might frown on disappearing in front of locals, but Sans prefers to think of it as giving a very angry man one hell of a story.

“Uh” Sans says, intelligently, suddenly behind his brother. “Hold up.”

The surprise is enough to make Sans forget for a just exactly who he resembles. Whoops.

march 6th (afternoon) | can you spare some change, pal? (OPEN)

His cover story isn’t the most sophisticated, but it is definitely easy. With no actual flesh to feast on, or freeze off, sitting on the cold streets for hours on end watching the world (and infected) roll by was one hell of a way to spend an afternoon. Sans intends to take full advantage. He already managed about six naps so far. Talk about a personal best.

Still, curiosity is a hell of a motivator, and in those rare wakeful moments he has his eye sockets peeled. The cloaked form he’d taken is still in effect, and for all he knew most others’ were as well. All that time spent memorizing faces could be for nothing.

Fortunately, much like with the bewildered broom-and-or-gun wielding man, Sans figures a few more locals could use a story. Nothing more fun at parties than the time a crazy stranger asked if I was part of a secret time society. Classic.

“Hey, pal.” He grins, rattling a small styrofoam cup in the direction of a passerby. “Can you spare some gold? I’m saving up to fix my time machine.”

march 9th (noon-ish) | rolling’s all i know holmes (OPEN)

They don’t tell you this when you’re coming up, but the definition of success isn’t the house, the car, or the family. It’s cold roller rink pizza. At 11AM. On a Thursday. Finest his begging profits could buy.

The cheese on his latest slice broke off in one large flat pane when he bit into it, falling back to his paper plate with an audible click. Luxury.

Sans isn’t expecting to see anyone else, but his cloaking was off to fellow Audentes just in case. He had quite a bit of pizza to share, and quite a lot of work to avoid. If somebody desperately needed to talk to him, well… nothing says probably not a local like a skeleton chowing down on crappy pizza.
paintjobs: (h: buwuh)

march 9th

[personal profile] paintjobs 2017-03-07 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ If Knock Out had his way, he'd never set food inside a restaurant again. Now that he's finally figured out how to get himself back into his proper body again — his proper, beautiful body, the one that consumes energon and not human food, taking pizza off the menu forever — he'd fully intended to leave this all behind. Goodbye, greasy pizza chains.

But, unfortunately, there's a guy that works here who deals in exactly the right kind of oil Knock Out is looking for, and Knock Out will be damned if he leaves his job here again without selling it to him. He stalks across the floor headed for the kitchens like a man on a mission...

...Right up until his wide sunglasses pass over Sans. That takes a second look. Then a third. Then he just stops and outright stares, the bewilderment apparent even through sunglasses that hide his (not quite human) eyes completely.

Finally he starts over, and a little tentatively:
] Audentes, right?

[ God, he hopes so. That, or his sensors in this hardlight hologram are completely glitching. Because that's a fucking skeleton sitting at that table. ]
scrap_metal: (frowny sideglance)

march 6th

[personal profile] scrap_metal 2017-03-07 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Genos' cloaking simply gets rids of all his obviously mechanical parts, replacing the robotic limbs with regular flesh ones. His eyes are still gold, though without the black sclera. It almost would be unnerving seeing himself how would he look now as a human. But with all the chaos going on... no real time to ponder on that possibility.

Being suddenly asked a question makes him stop in his track

"Gold?" he repasts flatly. Being asked for money would make sense, but hey 'gold' followed by 'time machine' clearly indicates it's not just begging for money. Because in current circumstances, even time machine could make sense, nevertheless Genos remains a skeptic.

"The most electrically conductive element is silver, it's also a cheaper option of the two" Sounding like a smart-ass right there, even if his lacking knowledge of electronics is entirely based on what he heard from his doctor.
beginanew: (105)

March 6th

[personal profile] beginanew 2017-03-07 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sasuke hadn't even noticed the person sitting there until he spoke. He got slightly spooked, because his left eye seemed to be picking up some sort of... Different body than the one his right eye could see, and it was getting confusing really, so he closed his left eye and approached the boy.

Who asks for gold anyway?]


A time machine?
beginanew: (06)

[personal profile] beginanew 2017-03-07 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He stares. Now that he looks up close, this boy doesn't seem as young as he thought.]

Where will you find the ... Gold necessary to make this time machine of yours?
paintjobs: but it's PAPER. what is WRONG WITH SKIN (h: wait you can actually get papercuts)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2017-03-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh. His avatar makes a perfect, smaller version of his own disgusted face, nose wrinkle and crinkled brow and all. ]

A travesty. [ He edges a little nearer, hovering like he's considering a seat. ] Now, what am I seeing here? Are you just a... human skeleton?
paintjobs: (h: fleshie.... interfacing... disgusting)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2017-03-07 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay. How does he take this. He might not know that much about humans, but he's pretty confident that you can't just have a skeleton walking around, eating pizza.

Except that's exactly what he does have.

He tosses a quick look around the place just to make sure he really is the only one seeing this (he seems to be), then eases down into that seat across from Sans.
]

Where is that pizza going? I don't see any organs.
twinkle_toes: (aang and momo are confuse ⤳ neutral / co)

adds another to march 6th

[personal profile] twinkle_toes 2017-03-07 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[The words 'gold' and 'time machine' aren't exactly ones Aang hears in Woodhurst all the time - except for in movies and books - so they stick out like sore thumbs, enough for him to come to a pause, eyes peering wide at Sans. (His own cloak's in full effect, though there's little difference: black hair instead of a bald head, smooth clear skin in place of his airbending tattoos.)]

A time machine?

[Old him would have been clueless as to what a time machine was, and current Woodhurst him is only marginally better.]

Like those big things with lots of buttons and curtain you hop into to go back into the past or future?
fateality: (on the way)

march 6

[personal profile] fateality 2017-03-07 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, ain't that a curious request.

[The words time machine don't seem to faze him much, and Twisted Fate looks down at the shorter man, raising a curious brow.

He grins.]


Let's say I somehow got a gold coin on my person. Any chance I could see this time machine of yours if I donated to your cause?
aspearation: (pic#9798273)

a short time after Papyrus brings Sans back to Monsterhaus

[personal profile] aspearation 2017-03-08 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
As she has for the past month they've been in Woodhurst, Undyne comes home, unlocking the door and pushing it open in front of her, standing to the side so Dogberry can go in first. He tends to make a bee line to his food and water bowl, hoping something new will be there, and the whole process usually gives Undyne enough time to hang up her keys and take off her jacket before he starts demanding kibble.

Today, though, Dogberry stops in his tracks as soon as he gets through door, and his head goes down; he starts tracking through the foyer. This is an immediate cause for concern for Undyne, who instead pockets her keys and slowly closes the door behind her (as if she wasn't loud enough when opening it). Two spears appear in each hand with the soft hum of water magic, and she follows Dogberry as his makes his way down the hall. She doesn't really know what to expect-- he doesn't usually start tracking without her command, but he's picked up some kind of interesting scent and she's not going to take any chances if there's some kind of intruder.

When Dogberry turns the corner into the next room, he stops and barks and bolts inside. Undyne books it after him, coming to stop in the doorway with both spears raised and ready to attack whoever might be there.

"Alright, stop right-- there?!"

Dogberry appears to already have taken a liking to the 'intruder'...
respired: might as well let it die (how do i get home)

march 6th

[personal profile] respired 2017-03-08 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Koltira's not doing great right now. The frenzied infected are multiplying by the day, and their hunger stokes his own; their violence presses on him, their hearts wild and burning and beating so so fast beneath their aching ribs. The panic in the city has reached intolerable heights--the healthy survivors are terrified, and that fear goads him too, entices him in the most deplorable way. He grimly thinks it would be better if this truly were a plague of undeath--then, at least, he would not be tormented by so much horrible, throbbing life.

But the first thing he notices about this beggar is not the curious phrasing--gold, a currency more common to his own world than this one--but the fact that Koltira cannot perceive a heartbeat. No rushing blood; no warm flesh. The illusion is there, of course, but beneath it there is no strange skin. But he does sense magic. A tremendous amount of magic--as though this stranger were entirely comprised of it.

He pauses. He looks human, himself, and he's dressed as a police officer besides. ]


I do have a great deal of gold.

[ He leans over, eyebrow arched. ]

I'm afraid it's not the preferred currency here, however.
fateality: (all righty then)

[personal profile] fateality 2017-03-08 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The smile stays on Twisted Fate's face, and he takes out a gold coin, twirling it between his fingers.]

The kind that I'm sure a lot of investors wouldn't be real keen on.

[He uses the coin to scratch under his chin, as if thinking.]

Let me have a look at it, an' it's all yours.
paintjobs: why else would he have the lil soulpatch (h: perfecting the douchebag look)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2017-03-08 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is so disconcerting, how does that skull move like that, shouldn't it be... just bone??

But! This is now clearly a joke. A gag, with the potential to run. And despite all appearances, Knock Out can work with a joke. He leans in just slightly, an eyebrow quirked over the shades.
]

Skin. None of that, either. I was under the impression it was a necessity.
boneafide: (pic#10286558)

March 5th

[personal profile] boneafide 2017-03-08 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Usually, most people have left him alone. Which is good! But also boring. He wanted to try out his new human-sona out! But he couldn't, if not a lot of humans talked to him, as if he were a regular human such as themselves.

But suddenly! Opportunity arises, in the form of this weird, balding man.

Sure, he'll take what he can get.

"Hello there! Wonderful weather we're having, isn't it?" That's what humans talk about, when they don't know what to do. Since, you know, they have changing weather, and they can talk about how it changes. "Even though it's cold. And snowy. Brrr!" You know, since he can feel it... on his skin. Totally human behavior, he's so proud of himself.

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