[Okay. Okay. Just give him a second. That's all he needs. Just a moment. Yes, pillow, hello. His beautiful star-shaped pillow that he bought his first week in town. You're looking particularly plush right now. He can only imagine just how plush as he brings it to his face and proceeds to scream into it.
He drops it into his lap. We're good now.]
Sansy. Darling. Have we considered that she may have another parent she belongs to? Maybe some other family who would be severely distraught to know their sweet little girl went missing in a zombie-infected mall? You know I hate being the voice of reason, it's so boring. BUT. We cannot keep her.
...or feed her lint, though I'm giving you 50 points for the pun. That was actually clever.
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[Okay. Okay. Just give him a second. That's all he needs. Just a moment. Yes, pillow, hello. His beautiful star-shaped pillow that he bought his first week in town. You're looking particularly plush right now. He can only imagine just how plush as he brings it to his face and proceeds to scream into it.
He drops it into his lap. We're good now.]
Sansy. Darling. Have we considered that she may have another parent she belongs to? Maybe some other family who would be severely distraught to know their sweet little girl went missing in a zombie-infected mall? You know I hate being the voice of reason, it's so boring. BUT. We cannot keep her.
...or feed her lint, though I'm giving you 50 points for the pun. That was actually clever.