[WAS THAT A POTATO PUN....Shizuo is going to think back on this venture sometime later today and finally realize that it probably was, eventually. But that time isn't now, unfortunately, and Maya will just have to settle with Shizuo situating her on his arm more securely so that she indeed does not end up mashed in any form. As far as Shizuo's concerned he might as well be carrying a half-full bag of groceries or something, as easy as it is to heft Maya around--except this bag of groceries is also serving as a handy mall GPS of sorts.
...That dispenses hopeful commentary, too. Shizuo blinks at her sidelong a bit.]
Ah, that'd be nice but I dunno...not sure if they're sane enough to be embarrassed by much of anything at this point. You'd think trying to eat people would be really embarrassing too.
[And evidently there's no shame stopping these guys here!! Further proven when more infected start emerging from the undergarments on sale in question, almost the moment they start entering the section. Shizuo grimaces, both at the prospect of more infected in general and the unnecessary spreading around of even more lady's underwear everywhere. He's not about this life....just let him pass through here please.......Shizuo slaps away a couple of closer infected with a swing of his stop sign, kicks away another man trying to run at them from the front, and watches as Maya kicks a skate right onto another infected's face; with their powers combined, Shizuo's able to make decent progress through the new opening that's formed, though that still only puts them at halfway through all the lingerie.]
Your armor's just falling right off, huh? Maybe we'll just get you a completely new set instead... [Shizuo spies another pair of infected lurching into view up ahead, still out of swinging or kicking range.] Think you could throw something else at those guys up ahead? [In the meantime he'll elbow another infected emerging from a rack of stockings to his left, before shoving it the rest of the way to the ground with the end of his stop sign.
Look at this teamwork...they're practically a well-oiled zombie-fighting machine....]
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...That dispenses hopeful commentary, too. Shizuo blinks at her sidelong a bit.]
Ah, that'd be nice but I dunno...not sure if they're sane enough to be embarrassed by much of anything at this point. You'd think trying to eat people would be really embarrassing too.
[And evidently there's no shame stopping these guys here!! Further proven when more infected start emerging from the undergarments on sale in question, almost the moment they start entering the section. Shizuo grimaces, both at the prospect of more infected in general and the unnecessary spreading around of even more lady's underwear everywhere. He's not about this life....just let him pass through here please.......Shizuo slaps away a couple of closer infected with a swing of his stop sign, kicks away another man trying to run at them from the front, and watches as Maya kicks a skate right onto another infected's face; with their powers combined, Shizuo's able to make decent progress through the new opening that's formed, though that still only puts them at halfway through all the lingerie.]
Your armor's just falling right off, huh? Maybe we'll just get you a completely new set instead... [Shizuo spies another pair of infected lurching into view up ahead, still out of swinging or kicking range.] Think you could throw something else at those guys up ahead? [In the meantime he'll elbow another infected emerging from a rack of stockings to his left, before shoving it the rest of the way to the ground with the end of his stop sign.
Look at this teamwork...they're practically a well-oiled zombie-fighting machine....]