That doesn't make any sense. We're all big on fluids. Sixty percent of the adult human body is fluids.

[He. Hasn't quite realized that what he's looking at is an illusion, unfortunately...]

And no. That's not how germs work. The five second rule is a lie.

[He's still a little vague. One foot is still halfway in the past; but every meaningless fact he remembers, the closer he gets back to the present.]