[ Shizuo, my dude, this is how he treats all his friends!! This is how you know you've made it.
Naruto twists himself away and juts his legs out so his ass goes skidding across the floor like he's concerned Shizuo will punch him for the slight, but.. He doesn't look very concerned about that possibility. He gets smacked often enough that it's hardly even something to be concerned about anymore, but avoiding it comes kind of naturally. As it is, he's got a little shit smile on and is happily tearing the top away with his teeth again, looking at Shizuo like he's a fun arcade game rather than a guy who could literally put Naruto through a wall. ]
How did I know you'd say yes, y'know?? [ He says, mouth full and oh god please don't dribble all that down your chin, kid. ] You coulda said no and then it would have been even harder for me to steal one.
[ Trust him, he's had his entire childhood to work out the best way to trick people in these kinds of situations. ]
Like ya said, anyways, they're all melting. You gotta eat 'em quick!
(angel emoji)
Naruto twists himself away and juts his legs out so his ass goes skidding across the floor like he's concerned Shizuo will punch him for the slight, but.. He doesn't look very concerned about that possibility. He gets smacked often enough that it's hardly even something to be concerned about anymore, but avoiding it comes kind of naturally. As it is, he's got a little shit smile on and is happily tearing the top away with his teeth again, looking at Shizuo like he's a fun arcade game rather than a guy who could literally put Naruto through a wall. ]
How did I know you'd say yes, y'know?? [ He says, mouth full and oh god please don't dribble all that down your chin, kid. ] You coulda said no and then it would have been even harder for me to steal one.
[ Trust him, he's had his entire childhood to work out the best way to trick people in these kinds of situations. ]
Like ya said, anyways, they're all melting. You gotta eat 'em quick!