[Fugo solemnly folds his hands over his stomach, closes his eyes, and thinks about this concept. A whole musical on the subject of governmental corruption. He's not a writer, and yet...]

I think it would be very interesting. But it would make an awful lot of people uncomfortable if you set it in the modern era. [He opens his eyes and, very seriously, suggests:] The incompetence number should be called "All The Way To The Top".