When I was younger, I would venture out across the nine realms in search of adventure and glory, riding Toothgrinder and his brother Toothgnasher wherever I willed. [That's right, Owain. There are two of them. Two giant hungry goats.]
If there was no food to be found where I stopped, I simply slaughtered one of them and roasted his meat over an open fire. Or both, if there were other mouths to feed, or if I were hungry. [Imagine trying to eat that much meat, if you can.]
The next day, they would be hale and whole again, stomping their hooves in their readiness to be away. [As if he knows he's being talked about, Toothgrinder looks up at the two of them balefully, huffing through his nose while he chews.] So long as you break none of his bones, he'll be well.
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When I was younger, I would venture out across the nine realms in search of adventure and glory, riding Toothgrinder and his brother Toothgnasher wherever I willed. [That's right, Owain. There are two of them. Two giant hungry goats.]
If there was no food to be found where I stopped, I simply slaughtered one of them and roasted his meat over an open fire. Or both, if there were other mouths to feed, or if I were hungry. [Imagine trying to eat that much meat, if you can.]
The next day, they would be hale and whole again, stomping their hooves in their readiness to be away. [As if he knows he's being talked about, Toothgrinder looks up at the two of them balefully, huffing through his nose while he chews.] So long as you break none of his bones, he'll be well.