Peridot squeaks, planting her hands behind her so she doesn't fall over (and for a lack of knowing where to put them, and allows the kissing to go on uninterrupted until she's flustered and her bowtie is askew and the grin on her face is so unbelievably dopey. Also her visor might be a little fogged up at this point.

"That was... actually better than any episode of Camp Pining Hearts," she murmurs, still a little shell-shocked. "Including the one where Percy and Pierre are trapped in that cave-in in Season Three."

Steven and Lapis are never going to believe this.