[Maya blows the whistle Peter Parker (1) made the deadly mistake of giving her, wearing her cute couch outfit]

C'mon, batter, batter! Catch that ball! Let's go!

[She clearly has no idea what she's doing. But she's blowing her whistle at you, so have fun]

Bench time is over, up up up!

[apparently sitting it out isn't an option here.]

[i. So, you're minding your own business, trying to get snacks, or doing anything but watch the Steel (just watch everything before the anime opening) Samurai]

[Yeah, sorry, that's not gonna work out for you]

Turn on your Tekflex! We're syncing up! [this is going to be her new catchphrase smh]

[ii. Or -- you're watching the show already, either from her bullying or curiosity. Regardless, she's right there with you. Watching, shovelling popcorn into her mouth-- calling out the attacks even though she's undoubtedly seen this multiple times]

Samurai Slap!

[She's so animated in her watching that she actually hits you in the face. Sorry, friend]

[Okay, she's got the app going on her Teklex. She's looking at it, she's looking at Peter, she's looking at it]

[A long beat]

Um, how do I play this, again?

[good luck, Pete]

[she's all over the place, so come at me bro. Or: comment for a custom prompt]