[He's seen enough sci-f movies to know where all this is heading. Find the civilians, blast a few monster-things, boom-chakalaka— save the day and take all of the glory, maybe head out with a babe or two on your shoulder. His expectations are far from reality, honestly, when it comes to literally everything. You're stuck up in a tree, actually thinking about how to hide from this giant bug-- sit up here and tire it out.
Your peaceful wait is about to be obnoxious interrupted.
The sound of gunfire echoes through the maze, a single bullet whizzing through the air and hitting the beetle right on. Right when it was just about to get bored, it looks like this guy has aggravated again. Nice going.]
Hahaha-haha! You don't gotta worry, I'm here to protect you! [We see here a fellow who appears he couldn't possibly be over 20 years old, spinning a handgun in his hand. His smile is a bit too goofy given the circumstance, blue eyes framed by a pair of glasses which should make him look intelligent.. but alas.]
You keep your ass up there and holla' at me if you need me, dude! I'm gonna take this sucker out! HERE COMES THE THUNDER! [He's not predicted how tough this thing is, but looks like he's barrelling towards it at full speed, readying to fire his gun again.]
the maze, B.:
[Either you both survived the beetle attack or you're somebody who is just tagging along with him, but now we're simply walking-- walking and wandering. Time for some small chit-chat, right?]
So uh, bro. Like.. we're not gonna find some other spooky stuff in here, right? You know, nothing like ghosts or anything? [he sounds legit scared for a moment, but nevertheless, he's taking the lead and walking ahead of you.]
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