I'm sure it would be effective intimidation tactics if we were ALSO 20' tall!
[But they aren't. They're a 4' gem on a 7' robot. That's...
...actually that's a bit close but, in the scheme of things, they're still the size of a toddler smashing itself against an annoyed adult's leg.
And their opponent, much like an adult who's had enough of a toddler's tantrum, turns its attention away from the poor corrections officer it was in the middle of burning alive to swing its axe down at the two of them. Mettaton's spinning blocks just barely knock the blade away so it doesn't slice the two of them in half - it simply runs through the large pauldron on his shoulder with a sickening crunch.
That's fine. He can't feel it. They need to keep going.]
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[But they aren't. They're a 4' gem on a 7' robot. That's...
...actually that's a bit close but, in the scheme of things, they're still the size of a toddler smashing itself against an annoyed adult's leg.
And their opponent, much like an adult who's had enough of a toddler's tantrum, turns its attention away from the poor corrections officer it was in the middle of burning alive to swing its axe down at the two of them. Mettaton's spinning blocks just barely knock the blade away so it doesn't slice the two of them in half - it simply runs through the large pauldron on his shoulder with a sickening crunch.
That's fine. He can't feel it. They need to keep going.]
Think you can get us higher, Peri?!