[ Oh look! Finally, something that isn't scuttling out of the bushes to try and eat him! A normal human! Sporting that completely lost but trying to deny it look that Sigma's usually got on his face. At least he's wearing the ALASTAIR logo. In a pleasant swapping of roles, he returns the man a relieved and tired grin. He's looking pretty worse for wear compared to the new guy, his orange jumpsuit torn and stained with splotches of green that's probably blood, but also probably not his. ]

I know what it looks like, but the labyrinth's a red herring. This is obviously a Ziggy Stardust situation. We're a buncha starmen arguably trying to save the world, you shiny black uniform guys are popping out of black holes, and the spiders are... definitely from Mars.

[ He'd been joking up to this point, but he suddenly looks as if he's seen war. The insects here are fucking horrifying. ]