[ little cw for mentions of cannibalism. ]

[ it's good, because Loki seems to be ready to take that level of levity as far as it will go. the best way to deal with the heavier things in life is to lie until they're yours—so says the god of lies, anyway. ]

It was getting here that was the fun part. Usually our missions tend to end with some kind of bang depending on how strapped and desperate the situation becomes. [ a pause. ] At least people aren't eating each other this time.