Yeah, exactly. I am your wise feathery spirit guide, here to keep you from making gratuitously shit choices that fuck up your life. You'll still make shit choices, I can't do nothing about that, but they'll be a little less shit with me around.

[This is doubtful but he's saying it anyway.]

So what does that make you. [He looks at Connor expectantly, like he isn't expecting this guy to be a normal human dude. His hair isn't even blue.]