[ what??? create some tension?? why he would never do such a thing. he is innocent, and he has never done anything like it, in his life. ]

It can't be both? It's not as if poking a bear isn't fun before the mauling.

[ he says as they divert a minotaur, whoops. ]

Are you quite done yet? While I have impressive stamina, I can't hold the distraction forever.