[ He just sits there with his mouth open for a second, taken aback. Yeah, he has a question, first of all how dare you??? This is supposed to be some sort of bonding sesh, or so he was led to believe, not a roast; he wouldn't have agreed if he knew his partner was going to be allowed to talk shit. ]
That— that's... that's not, you can't do that! [ It's against the rules!!!!! The rules that they don't have. Fuck. It's not against any rules, he realizes, and the horrible understanding dawns on him that this really is a no holds barred situation. He just signed up for a roast. ]
Oh, my god, well, what kind of little... little punk [ nice ] calls someone he's barely even met a jackass? Maybe you're the jackass. ...Jackass.
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[ He just sits there with his mouth open for a second, taken aback. Yeah, he has a question, first of all how dare you??? This is supposed to be some sort of bonding sesh, or so he was led to believe, not a roast; he wouldn't have agreed if he knew his partner was going to be allowed to talk shit. ]
That— that's... that's not, you can't do that! [ It's against the rules!!!!! The rules that they don't have. Fuck. It's not against any rules, he realizes, and the horrible understanding dawns on him that this really is a no holds barred situation. He just signed up for a roast. ]
Oh, my god, well, what kind of little... little punk [ nice ] calls someone he's barely even met a jackass? Maybe you're the jackass. ...Jackass.