[ Glitter cannons are so last year. She's so rude, insinuating he planned his little Barbie weddings — he planned Barbie board meeting seating arrangements, thank you very much. That's way less embarrassing, obviously. ]
I was too busy having wildly successful C.E.O. dreams to plan my wedding to the most popular girl in fourth grade. But I can say with 99 percent confidence that none of my dreams involve glitter cannons.
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[ Glitter cannons are so last year. She's so rude, insinuating he planned his little Barbie weddings — he planned Barbie board meeting seating arrangements, thank you very much. That's way less embarrassing, obviously. ]
I was too busy having wildly successful C.E.O. dreams to plan my wedding to the most popular girl in fourth grade. But I can say with 99 percent confidence that none of my dreams involve glitter cannons.