[ Are you fucking kidding, he can't deal with her PDAphobia. But whatever, at least she's being polite enough to not let his limbs get chopped off by the elevator or whatever. That makes up for about 25 percent of it. ]

I mean. In the sense that I thought I'd probably have one someday. [ And that Handsome Jack would be there. As the groom. Just kidding. Maybe. He had a weird dream once. ] I'm not secretly married, if that's why you're grilling me. I would totally be bragging right now if I were secretly married.