[ Fiona's cool girl elevator routine, timed down to the second. He snatches up her hand immediately, pathetic little Fionaphile that he is; he loves to hold her dumb hand, it's so dumb. ]

If you kill me, I'm pretty sure they'll kick you out of Hathaway. That seems like a thing. Not killing your coworkers. [ It wasn't at Hyperion, obviously, but APPARENTLY that's not normal!!! ]