[ She played Bunkers & Badasses with him and she liked it, goddammit. She can play MTG too!!! Be the geek girl of his dreams as well as the high school bully of his dreams. Get you a girl who can do both. ]

You're not a country bumpkin anymore, technology isn't bad and fire isn't witchcraft!

[ Because obviously that's how she lived on Pandora, terrified of computers and fire. My Girlfriend The Cavewoman. ]

This time next year, you're going to have a robot pinky toe. Just you wait.