Yeah, it ain't fair. They're holdin' you responsible for decisions you ain't technically make. That's the problem with bein' a public-facin' business.
On the other hand, what if ya take this opportunity to do a little pro bono work? Fix up some cute kids, take some photos with their grateful families. You can put 'em on your next brochure -- the KlarTech fiasco threw a wrench in the works, but ya swooped in outta the goodness of your hearts and did a little somethin' for the community.
That gratitude's gonna be real, and that's the kinda advertising you can't pay for.
This's your chance to take the straw they gave ya and spin it into PR gold. You understand what I'm sayin', don't ya?
[ The administrator was, in fact, wiping at their brow a bit in some mixture of surprise and mental salivation as the message slowly sank in. "Er... yes, actually. Now that I'm thinking about it, we could let our marketing team get started on the concepts this afternoon."
Okay, it wasn't exactly appealing to their sense of love for the common man. But you brought bureaucrats and their ilk on board by tugging at their pursestrings, not their heartstrings. ]
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[ Time for the carrot side of this routine. ]
Yeah, it ain't fair. They're holdin' you responsible for decisions you ain't technically make. That's the problem with bein' a public-facin' business.
On the other hand, what if ya take this opportunity to do a little pro bono work? Fix up some cute kids, take some photos with their grateful families. You can put 'em on your next brochure -- the KlarTech fiasco threw a wrench in the works, but ya swooped in outta the goodness of your hearts and did a little somethin' for the community.
That gratitude's gonna be real, and that's the kinda advertising you can't pay for.
This's your chance to take the straw they gave ya and spin it into PR gold. You understand what I'm sayin', don't ya?
[ The administrator was, in fact, wiping at their brow a bit in some mixture of surprise and mental salivation as the message slowly sank in. "Er... yes, actually. Now that I'm thinking about it, we could let our marketing team get started on the concepts this afternoon."
Okay, it wasn't exactly appealing to their sense of love for the common man. But you brought bureaucrats and their ilk on board by tugging at their pursestrings, not their heartstrings. ]