I know everyone's sandwich orders in the democratic complex if anyone is interested in poisoning someone.

[It's gallows humor- Urahara doesn't poison people and he especially wouldn't now that he's had to deal with being poisoned to the point of near-death- but if you can't make light of your frustrations, then you're just harping on them uselessly.

He pops open the tab and sips some of the canned coffee, sinking back into his chair.] But other than that, it's harmless gossip. Luckily, I didn't believe it would yield a lot of results quickly, even if it is boring so far.