[Flattery actually does work pretty well, especially when hats are concerned. Fiona looks pensive for a moment before sighing and making a vague, grabbing gesture.] Fine, gimme the hat. [She is the Hat Queen, she'll own this fox hat if it's the last thing she ever does.

Really attention-grabbing stuff is important to consider, though. They won't get customers just by rocking a dumb hat.]

Okay, what about... uh. [She takes a second to glance over the menu posted outside. What is lutefisk.]

None of this really rolls off the tongue, huh. Maybe just keep it simple? "Hot food, good eats," that kind of thing?