PLAYER EVENT ★ HELIOLOGY

[ricksybusiness]

INTRODUCTION. It's difficult to tell time without the presence of a sun or moon. There are no stars. The world is in constant blackness, the heavens barely visible from below and the only light artificial. It's been like this for months. Suddenly, those who expressed interest in observing the sun (or lack thereof) will all at once receive a text message on their ALASTAIR jewellery from 82736775: Get your shit and go look at the sky. Now's the time. If you need me, I'm around. It's time to get to work. OBSERVATION. Find the highest point you can and point the telescopes at the sky. Should be easy, right? Be mindful that there are still guards patrolling the city, looking for escaped prisoners, and some citizens would be very happy to tip them off to your presence. There are still animals in the forests to contend with, and there are still nosey citizens who may ask you too many questions. There are also your fellow ALASTAIR agents, who may not be very willing to share the spot they already staked out before you just showed up. People and animals aren't all you need to look out for, either. Seven hours after the observation starts, there is a lightning storm. It lasts for 30 minutes, bolts of electricity arcing across the sky. It might be a good idea to scurry down someplace lower when this happens -- you know what they say about lightning and height. 82736775 doesn't contact anyone after the initial text, so observers are free to give up whenever they decide they've been sitting out in the freezing dark for long enough. [ note: even if you didn't sign up, feel free to tag in! your character won't have a telescope but that doesn't mean they can't mingle. ]

[ previously: ic info | ooc info ]
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[runningjoke]

Gods.

[ This is the second time they have been dubbed the cause of a thunderstorm... ]

Gods, in the sky, moving furniture, and screaming??

[winces]

Well — I don't think that was what grandmother had in mind when she mentioned fights, but.

[ a pause as she thinks it over. ]

Gosh, now that you mention it — decorating would cause some pretty nasty fights!

[runningjoke]

"Gods moving furniture" is what I was told by another that is what caused this. Paired with your answer...

[ It's all she's got so far, so that's what she's sticking to? She guesses??

Another loud strike of thunder rumbles through. ]

ALRIGHT FINE, IT'S GODS, WHATEVER, HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP??

[winces]

Um. You don't?
I mean you can't really... tell Gods what to do...

[runningjoke]

Why not?

[winces]

Because?? Because they're Gods!
They're all-powerful! If they wanted to, they could erase your very existence or — or make your entire life miserable!

[runningjoke]

...

Oh, hah! You mean those figures carved into ancient stones you've surely seen around on Earth, don't you?

[winces]

Um.
Maybe? I haven't seen any myself, but they're probably around!
Have you seen very many?

[runningjoke]

Yes, I have, actually.

They're not of your human gods. They're of Diamonds. Everything makes sense now. All this time, you people have been worshiping Diamonds!

It's what's proper, at least.

[winces]

Um, diamonds?
You mean the shiny rocks rich people wear all over themselves...?

[runningjoke]

No, idiot. I mean Diamonds, the most supreme beings in the entire universe, capable of powers you can only imagine!! The diamonds you're thinking of might as well be geoforms made in their image.

[winces]

Erm. I guess we don't have those kind of diam— sorry I mean Diamonds in my world...!
What are your Diamonds like?

[runningjoke]

You wouldn't. No Diamond would set foot on any Earth. It's beneath them.

Diamonds- they're perfect and flawless beings. Literally no weaknesses, ever! But my Diamond... Her name is Yellow Diamond. She's the best of them all. She's calm, and balanced, and rational, and efficient! She knows the best use for everyone and everything! Nothing is ever out of place!

[winces]

She sounds a little like Frederick
I mean. Ah...
You must love her a lot.

[runningjoke]

I don't love her. I live for her.

[winces]

Um...
Sorry — maybe I'm mistaken but. But isn't that the same.. thing...?
Shouldn't it be?

[runningjoke]

Living for someone means more than loving them. It means you'd die for them.

[winces]

Oh.
That still sounds similar to me, but, um. Maybe it's different across the worlds...
That sounds lovely, though! I'm sure they appreciate your — dedication — very much.

[runningjoke]

...

[winces]

[ ... or not?? ]

...Hello?
Are you still there?

[runningjoke]

My dedication is expected.

[ Probably not appreciated. Just expected. ]

[winces]

[ oh... that.

doesn't sound very fulfilling. ]

They don't sound like a very nice God...

[runningjoke]

Shut up, clod!! You don't even know her! She's much better than anything you'll ever be!! Her accomplishments dwarf anything you could possibly do in your entire life!!

[winces]

Oh, I don't doubt that... I'm not very good at anything, after all.

[ still... ]

But I still say "thank you" to someone who goes out of their way to be so kind and good to me.

[runningjoke]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE INFERIOR!! THOSE BETTER THAN YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THANK YOU!!