PLAYER EVENT ★ HELIOLOGY

[ricksybusiness]

INTRODUCTION. It's difficult to tell time without the presence of a sun or moon. There are no stars. The world is in constant blackness, the heavens barely visible from below and the only light artificial. It's been like this for months. Suddenly, those who expressed interest in observing the sun (or lack thereof) will all at once receive a text message on their ALASTAIR jewellery from 82736775: Get your shit and go look at the sky. Now's the time. If you need me, I'm around. It's time to get to work. OBSERVATION. Find the highest point you can and point the telescopes at the sky. Should be easy, right? Be mindful that there are still guards patrolling the city, looking for escaped prisoners, and some citizens would be very happy to tip them off to your presence. There are still animals in the forests to contend with, and there are still nosey citizens who may ask you too many questions. There are also your fellow ALASTAIR agents, who may not be very willing to share the spot they already staked out before you just showed up. People and animals aren't all you need to look out for, either. Seven hours after the observation starts, there is a lightning storm. It lasts for 30 minutes, bolts of electricity arcing across the sky. It might be a good idea to scurry down someplace lower when this happens -- you know what they say about lightning and height. 82736775 doesn't contact anyone after the initial text, so observers are free to give up whenever they decide they've been sitting out in the freezing dark for long enough. [ note: even if you didn't sign up, feel free to tag in! your character won't have a telescope but that doesn't mean they can't mingle. ]

[ previously: ic info | ooc info ]
[ direct questions here! ]

Comments

[naturallywavy]

THAT'S HILARIOUS

[runningjoke]

Ehehehehehe. I AM hilarious! I thought it was funny too. The other human who caught him didn't think so though.

[naturallywavy]

why would somebody catch him?
he blends in with the rest of the bird poop that falls from the sky.
_{[ this is a terrible way for them to bond? ]}

[runningjoke]

[THE WORST WAY FOR THEM TO BOND but peridot thrives off bonding over shittalking so]

And not only that, but if he isn't able to sustain himself after a small fall like that, why is a weakling like that even here?

[naturallywavy]

i don't know
maybe to just be a shag carpet on display

that we can wipe our feet on him
like on his hair especially

[runningjoke]

HA! HAHAH!! I'll do it, if you hold him down!

[ THIS IS HORRIBLE, THIS IS THE MOST SHE'S AGREED WITH SOMEONE WHILE HERE, GIN YOU'RE THE WORST INFLUENCE. ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ I'M SORRY I HAVE SINNED. ]}
i'm sure it won't take much for me to do that.
i'll grab him by the chin hair.

[runningjoke]

What are you talking about? He doesn't even have any!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ last Gintoki looked, he did. But he was also pretty close to his stubbly chin.. they were arguing, okay. ]}
did he shave it off once he realized he looked like a set of hairy b*lls?

[runningjoke]

What's b*lls?

[ Are you really taking her down this path, Gintoki. ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ like this question isn't odd or anything like that, he casually answers: ]}

the gems between a man's legs where he holds all of his pride.
receive his b*lls, receive his power.

im sorry rebecca sugar

[runningjoke]

Are you saying human men have gems between their legs?! What?! That's not possible!!

rip

[naturallywavy]

sure it is.
i say hi to mine every morning.

i hate myself

[runningjoke]

YOU'RE LYING. I know you're lying!!

Show me!! I'll prove to you they aren't gems!!

text;

[unoradinary]

he's lying ok
dont listen to him

text;

[runningjoke]

I KNEW IT!! i knew he was lying.

[unoradinary]

if strange men ever start talkin about their """gems""" around you just call me so i can kill them ok

[runningjoke]

You'd kill for me?

[unoradinary]

err
no i wasnt being literal
i got a strict anti-killing policy

[runningjoke]

I thought so.

private; text

[unoradinary]

stop

[ TEXT ]

[naturallywavy]

stop what
you stop

[unoradinary]

dont talk about stuff like that with her
its gross
and shes like
super naive

[naturallywavy]

time for her to learn the comedy of toilet humor.
_{[ seriously, you can't shield people from this kind of genius forever. ]}

you know that.
your series is filled with titty jokes.