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king "#1 shitposter" gilgamesh ([personal profile] babbylon) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology 2016-06-26 11:21 pm (UTC)

You are quite the lover, Achilles, so I shall tell you tales of how Zeus loved in turn.

[A compliment Gilgamesh offers without so much as a blush or a stammer; they were similar in many ways, one of which being that neither of them saw any shame in lovemaking or descriptions thereof. Gilgamesh turns the page, this one depicting Zeus entangled with a giant snake, and begins his narration.]

Zeus' sexual prowess was well-known, so much so that it was prophecied even before his birth. His mother, Rhea, forbade Zeus to marry, hoping this would negate the issue. Instead, it infuriated Zeus, and he threatened to violate her. Rhea transformed into a great serpent to deter him, but...

[Gilgamesh taps the picture with a chuckle.]

As you can see, that did not go over too well, and he had his way.

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