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epidemiology2016-06-14 07:16 pm
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CHARACTERS: Gilgamesh and various characters
DATE: throughout the team's stay in Oska
WARNINGS: None anticipated, besides some angst; will update if necessary.
SUMMARY: Gilgamesh has gifts to give! And though he's not really in the mood to do it, give them he shall.
[This is a catch-all for Gilgamesh's purchased gift-giving extravaganza! Individualized starters are below.]
DATE: throughout the team's stay in Oska
WARNINGS: None anticipated, besides some angst; will update if necessary.
SUMMARY: Gilgamesh has gifts to give! And though he's not really in the mood to do it, give them he shall.
[This is a catch-all for Gilgamesh's purchased gift-giving extravaganza! Individualized starters are below.]
no subject
[A compliment Gilgamesh offers without so much as a blush or a stammer; they were similar in many ways, one of which being that neither of them saw any shame in lovemaking or descriptions thereof. Gilgamesh turns the page, this one depicting Zeus entangled with a giant snake, and begins his narration.]
Zeus' sexual prowess was well-known, so much so that it was prophecied even before his birth. His mother, Rhea, forbade Zeus to marry, hoping this would negate the issue. Instead, it infuriated Zeus, and he threatened to violate her. Rhea transformed into a great serpent to deter him, but...
[Gilgamesh taps the picture with a chuckle.]
As you can see, that did not go over too well, and he had his way.
no subject
Quickly he is drawn into the story which the king of Uruk weaves. It is rather a rare one from the vault of tales which proclaim the triumphs and tribulations of the gods, one glinting with scandal and the promise of shock, for such acts would fast bring judgment upon the head of a mortal - but the gods are impervious. And so Achilles' eyes light up as he listens. While Gilgamesh's words pour over him, from the page he plucks out the same shapes of the letters which form Zeus' name.
When Gilgamesh pauses, he chimes in.]
I should tell you of how it was that my father Peleus conquered my mother Thetis, the silver-footed goddess, despite all her devious tricks which he devised in resistance to him.