( open ) baby i like your style

[winces]

CHARACTERS: lapis (onerism), nami (weatherscience), olivia (winces), & company!
DATE: one lovely evening before the 8th
WARNINGS: nami's feminine wiles, lapis' pyro-happy ghost buddy, and olivia's hives... also extreme second-hand embarrassment and possibly some less-than-savory audience members. potential for violence?? maybe???
SUMMARY: lapis, nami, and olivia try to earn some extra $$$ by doing what they do best. chaos ensues.

Whether you've come to the Desert Flower Saloon this evening for boarding or for entertainment, you'll find the first floor practically vibrating with activity and life. On this night, unlike any other before (or so Miz Poppy will proclaim), the saloon's main stage will feature not one, not two, but three new performers, fresh (a week or so old is still fresh, right?) from the far corners of the universe to delight and excite the saloon's loyal patrons with the song and dance and magic of their alien people.

Come! Sit, watch, and enjoy!

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[perma_banned]

[Intentionally pretending to go through his wallet as Nami introduced herself to them, Ban 'accidentally' revealed quite a few bills and coins among the contents. Messily, he shoved it all back in as he reassured himself, under his breath(though loudly enough), that he should have had it all there. With a sleepy looking gaze, he sat down along with the guys backwards in his seat, dreamily draping his chin on the back of the chair.

He looked as if he would fall asleep at any moment. He let himself become background imagery to sustain the greed of those at the table. Nami's smile and naive act was meant to be the main act to grab their attention the most. The small details revolving around Ban's own naivety and apparent inexperience were also a garnish to help Nami out as well. He was supposed to sell the idea that he was a complete an utter fool.

It wouldn't be hard to do, really.]

I love learnin' new games! Plus, we might get lucky, right? We could win something a little extra for drinks if lady luck's on our side! How hard could it beeee?

[False, sloppy confidence was always a good companion to naivety. Nami and Ban could easily keep both bases covered.]

I great at solitaire, after all~. Right? [He threw that sleazy, stupid grin Nami's way as he gestured to the cards on the table. Of course, it didn't hurt to jam it down someone's throat that one was a complete and utter fool.]