[Ohhhh, my god. She rolls her eyes but doesn't comment.] Good. Things would be really awkward, otherwise. Uh, more awkward. I guessss this means you didn't lose your mind [literally???] or whatever, so good job. [It would still suck if that happened to him, she hasn't changed her stance on that!

And then, to abruptly change the subject --] Okay, I'm just gonna say it, why would they stick something like this underground?