you finally calm my head at night

[slushfund]

CHARACTERS: youichi hiruma and whoever wants to drop in
DATE: scattered throughout the middle of january, 5th to 15th
WARNINGS: potential murder talk and this boy's foul mouth
SUMMARY: catch-all for open and closed prompts this month

(want to hang out with this dickhead, but a prompt doesn't suit your fancy pants? hit me up with a pm or at frooting, i love everything. all cr welcome, but dear god he needs friends... and like ten shots of tequila...)

Comments

oh my g od i hate him will i regret this in the morning

[moneyballer]

Awwww.

[Uttered mockingly, although he does take a step back.]

That's cute, bro. You flirting with me?

oh my god

[slushfund]

(and that's just what he needed, wheeling around to face him, leaning back in an all too casual way against the wall.)

Think you're gonna get ass-pats outta me, bro, just 'cause you think you're hot shit? You better turn tail, hop on the treadmill, and run that stiffy off.

(you don't have a boner, it's okay man; he grins in the spirit of it all, a crooked thing that creases sharp eyes.)

Ah, besides, you aren't -- and I quote -- "into dudes."

[moneyballer]

[Asher let's go, folding his arms once more as he casts an inquisitive eyebrow upward.]

Yeah, you're right.

[He should just stop here, but he's an Extra kind of douche, so he winks in the other's direction.]

Too bad for you.

[This is said with a smug grin, after clapping Hiruma on the shoulder.]

I'm great in bed.