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epidemiology2017-01-08 08:13 pm
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Entry tags:
- elizabeth (bioshock infinite),
- fiona (borderlands),
- giovanni (dogs: bullets & carnage),
- julius visconti (god eater 2 rage burst),
- keith (voltron),
- lance (voltron),
- lucy/nyuu (elfen lied),
- maya fey (ace attorney),
- mettaton (undertale),
- peridot (steven universe),
- peter parker (the amazing spider-man),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- takashi shirogane (voltron),
- vaughn (borderlands)
( open ) no gloves
CHARACTERS: anyone? everyone!
DATE: jan. 8
WARNINGS: rough housing, dirty cheats, occasional profanity, copious amounts of snow puns i'm sure
SUMMARY: lance organized a snowball tag event and now everyone can hate him for it
[ the time has come. the day you have all been waiting for. today... we dine in snowhell heck.
or so you've been promised, anyway. whether you believe it or not, whether you decide to make the most of it or not, today is team audentes' annual (that's right, it's tradition now) game of SNOWBALL TAG! teams have been assigned, messaged, and given their team ribbons*. all were told to meet at their designated spots to go over battle plans, practice the team motto/battle cry, or just generally try and get a good idea of who you probably shouldn't be aiming for. the battle begins at high noon (shout out to mccree i love you bruh) and ends when there is only one team left standing...
the rules are as follows!! ]
1. no biting, eye-gouging, fish-hooking
2. no aiming below the belt
3. only hits to count are those that land in the torso region, front or back
4. three hits and you're out
5. seriously you're out WE'RE GOING BY AN HONOR SYSTEM OKAY
6. no cheating!
7. but feel free to make use of the terrain
8. battle grounds stretch from the lake to the forest and all around the exterior of the castle area
9. "friendly fire" totally counts so make sure you know who you're aiming for
10. have fun!! :)
[ *some team names and mottos had to be altered due to inappropriateness or just too dang long man i just asked for a soundbite yeesh. ]
( ooc; this log is open to EVERYBODY, whether you are actually part of the game or not. feel free to have your character be an innocent by-stander, an unaffiliated mercenary, a rogue warrior for justice, etc! characters are also not bound to the team assignments, though do expect lance to very loudly BOO! at your character if he ever finds out hmph >:'c )
DATE: jan. 8
WARNINGS: rough housing, dirty cheats, occasional profanity, copious amounts of snow puns i'm sure
SUMMARY: lance organized a snowball tag event and now everyone can hate him for it
[ the time has come. the day you have all been waiting for. today... we dine in snow
or so you've been promised, anyway. whether you believe it or not, whether you decide to make the most of it or not, today is team audentes' annual (that's right, it's tradition now) game of SNOWBALL TAG! teams have been assigned, messaged, and given their team ribbons*. all were told to meet at their designated spots to go over battle plans, practice the team motto/battle cry, or just generally try and get a good idea of who you probably shouldn't be aiming for. the battle begins at high noon (shout out to mccree i love you bruh) and ends when there is only one team left standing...
the rules are as follows!! ]
2. no aiming below the belt
3. only hits to count are those that land in the torso region, front or back
4. three hits and you're out
5. seriously you're out WE'RE GOING BY AN HONOR SYSTEM OKAY
6. no cheating!
7. but feel free to make use of the terrain
8. battle grounds stretch from the lake to the forest and all around the exterior of the castle area
9. "friendly fire" totally counts so make sure you know who you're aiming for
10. have fun!! :)
[ *some team names and mottos had to be altered due to inappropriateness or just too dang long man i just asked for a soundbite yeesh. ]
TEAM TEAM VOLTRON | TEAM NO | TEAM CREW PROFANITIES |
"I JUST SAW BALLS!" | "I'M SORRY, THAT WAS AWFUL!" | "FRICK THEM UP!" |
RIBBON COLOR: ORANGE | RIBBON COLOR: PURPLE | RIBBON COLOR: PINK |
Ramir | Zenyatta | Fiona |
Chihiro | Sigma | Graham |
Nami | Keats | Giovanni |
Feferi | Peter | Peridot |
McCree | Alice | Motochika |
Stiles | Hanzo | Rhys |
Keith | Sonia | Elizabeth |
Kagari | Vaughn | Lance |
( ooc; this log is open to EVERYBODY, whether you are actually part of the game or not. feel free to have your character be an innocent by-stander, an unaffiliated mercenary, a rogue warrior for justice, etc! characters are also not bound to the team assignments, though do expect lance to very loudly BOO! at your character if he ever finds out hmph >:'c )
elizabeth ( open )
[ Snow was a lot colder than she remembered. Of course, only getting it on her balcony in Columbia, Elizabeth had limited exposure to it. She's freezing and it's not until she's in the neck of it that she scrambling to keep her teeth from chattering.
But, Elizabeth does in fact bode well as a team mate. She's active, scurrying around as much as possible to dodge snowballs and toss her own. Whether she hits someone or not remains to be seen but for her team? She forgoes any concern. ]
H-Hey! Look out!
[ The shot is easy: someone is aiming at her teammate with a snowball and as it slow motion sails through the air, Elizabeth lunges forward and tackles her teammate (fairly hard, actually). The snowball narrowly misses but you have a girl laying ontop of you, team Crew Profanities. ]
They didn't hit you, did they?!
[ As Liz just sacked you, sorry. ]
cheater mccheater pants
A. - team
[ So, Elizabeth is definitely going to take advantage of her powers here. As the snow on her teams side is kind of dwindling, they'll see a static gray glow nearby. The glow is timid, but when one gets close, they'll see a large stack of neatly placed snowballs. Elizabeth, of course, was nearby. ]
They're real, trust me. [ She offers in the heat of an epic game of snowball tag when the numbers were becoming more scarce. Her hand pushes through the gray rift, grabbing a snowball and "pulling" it into their world. ] Just make good use of them!
B. - opposing teams
[ Caught red-handed with her pile of snowballs, Elizabeth waves her hand defensively. She's defensively curling one snowball in her hand, looking back and forth between the accuser who says this ~reality bending power~ was cheating. It soooo isn't. ]
No, there's nothing - there's no rule against this! It's not cheating! Is it?
elimination
[ Elizabeth is tired, cold, and now eliminated. As she stumbles to the sidelines, she's taking a breath. Luckily for her, there was ample amount of hot chocolate and coffee for those to keep warm with. Elizabeth is a bit quiet, watching the last bit unfold. ]
So... having fun? I mean - I think I busted my elbow, but this is... nice. [ Nice! Not depressing! ] I'm enjoying it.
TACKLIN'
after a moment, her hindbrain stops going on overdrive and her logic starts to work again, allowing her to access the situation and look up. ah. this is one of her teammates.]
Affirmative. The only thing that hit me was you. Hnngh. [the gratitude will come later.
maybe.]
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Sorry! The one with the brown hair - he was aiming right at you...
[ Elizabeth looks extremely apologetic, but she finally stands up, offering a hand to her teammate. ]
How many have you taken out so far?
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Four or five. My targeting improved once I started putting coins in the frozen water balls so I can maneuver them with my metal powers.
[that's cheating, Peridot.]
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[ Look, she's not the best at assault okay. But, when Peridot mentions the coins, she's perking a brow. ]
U-Uh... won't that hurt them upon impact?
[ SHE'S 2SPOOKED TO ASK ABOUT METAL POWERS. Give her a second. ]
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crew profanities!
What is surprising, however, is having someone slam into him out of nowhere and tackle him to the ground. For all his inhuman strength he still goes down easily enough, thuds into the snow with a muffled thump and looks up with some confusion at the woman now sprawled on top of him.]
...No. Only you, it would seem.
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Once the initial shock was over and her apologies were endless, she sits up and moves to the side, scrambling to show some true remorse for her action. ]
I didn't mean to - I thought snow would be a lot softer... and also, I... didn't think that far ahead.
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Ah, well. It didn't hurt. Though perhaps you could try simply calling out, next time.
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O-Oh! Right. I'll be less physical and more proactive with calling out. I'm Elizabeth, and I'm sorry you were on the brunt of my flightiness.
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cheater mccheater pants - a
i mean.
technically.
technically, it's not against the rules. ]
So that just... that just happens around you.
[ technically. ]
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Elizabeth is ready to throw one snowball but stops mid reel back, looking at Lance a bit nervously. ]
Uh... happens? No. It's not - I created it, rather. We were running low and since... well, everyone else has used their powers!
[ is it cheating if other people are cheating? ]
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Hey, I'm not complaining! Just... [ he gestures vaguely at it, uncertain smile going a bit crooked. ]
Never seen anything like it before, you know? What is it?
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It's ... I call it a tear. I can control them and show things... that might be. [ Vaguely, but she clarifies a bit: ] Or would have been in another universe.
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cheater b;
[ Nami waves her finger at the floating pile of snowballs... before grinning brightly at Elizabeth. wait, what? ]
I like it! It's not really a game until you use everything you have to win, right? [ the statement comes accompanied by a wink... it's not like she hasn't been cheating at every available opportunity, too. it's just the nature of the game! why play if you're not going to cheat, right? ]
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Wait - no! It's not cheating if everyone is doing as such. [ She calls out, trying to explain herself. ] That simply means there's a new set of rules... that everyone subconsciously unanimously agreed upon!
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[ she tilts her head, mulling over this. somehow it just doesn't sound right... ]
Eh, that's too complicated! Why are you acting like cheating is bad? It's not cheating if everyone does it! [ as if to prove her point, Nami twirls the strange-looking staff in her hand, declaring brightly, ] Hatch! Heat egg!
[ said egg (that looks more like a strange, floating sphere that glows faintly red), immediately takes off and slides through the air towards the snowball pile... and the closer it comes, the more the snow seems to start melting.
yes, it's quite literally a heat egg. ]
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Yeah, it was pretty fun! I've never seen a big snowball fight like this.
[And then she sips her hot chocolate too quickly and burns her tongue]
-Ow!
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Really? Everyone seemed so familiar with it, I thought I was the only one who didn't have a clue what I was do - [ And then, Maya dun goofed and she shoots a worried look. ] Miss?! That's hot! It-It's in the name. Please be careful.
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[Maya sticks her tongue out when burned, wincing, then... bends down to put snow on her tongue]
[That's gonna help, surely]
Blurgh!
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elimination
Fun was a foreign concept to Alice, who really never had any sort of playmates of fun of her own as a child. But like any social gatherings, once Alice is out and eliminated, she doesn't put up much of a fuss.
Other than trying to shake out any leftover snow in her long hair before it becomes too wet. Alice is only half-paying attention to the person she happenstance plopped next to. But from the voice, she's relieved that it's another woman. Though with any new person, Alice is weary of them and doesn't respond right away.
Eventually, Alice pauses, peering through her long, mussed hair. ]
How did you bust your elbow?
[ Being that most of Alice's life was wrought with tragedy, she was afraid to entertain the idea of "fun". ]
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She gingerly rubs at her elbow, forcing a laugh even if she winces. ]
I'm not quite sure - if I'm to be honest. It may be between tackling Peridot or when I tripped on my own shoelaces...
[ There's a pause. ]
I - er... I made contact with the ground quiet a bit...
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Tackling...?
[ She doesn't really look like the type. But neither does she and neither does Alice look like she's the type to really be rough or violent, at all. Ah, well- ]
It isn't bruised, is it?
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This isn't going to cause some kind of temporal disaster, is it? Like... will I wake up tomorrow and everyone is lizard people, or.
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No! I - I mean, that is to say I don't think so? It hasn't caused one before.... [ Now she's worried. ] Adding snowballs to a snowball fight won't have a heavy impact in the timeline.
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