( open + closed ) i bet you didn't know that i was dangerous

[moneyman]

CHARACTERS: Vaughn aaaaand open! (with some closed stuff too)
DATE: 1/21
WARNINGS: Vague spoilers for Tales from the Borderlands, will update if there's anything else!
SUMMARY: It's a canon update! There are a couple of open prompts and some closed ones in the comments. Also feel free to drop me a wildcard or PM/PP me at clickboom if you want something!

Comments

[dbag]

[ Oh, thank god, that was getting a little too deep. He'd rather just catch up right now, deal with the possible zombie-ism later. ]

Ha. Right. I mean, I don't think I actually get a billion dollars. Unfortunately. But still! Close enough. [ It's still the closest he's ever gotten to being a billionaire, so he's not too disappointed. It'll be fun getting to play pretend, especially if the rest of the mission is going to be depressing. ] Aaand you get to be married.

[moneyman]

Well, no, but you can tell people you are, at least. Although I don't know how common it is here for billionaires to walk around casually mentioning to other people that they're billionaires. That might be kinda weird.

[ and yet he has a feeling it's gonna happen anyway. live the dream, Rhys. ]

And I don't actually get a wife, either, but I also don't remember printing out fake wedding invitations just for fun when I was younger, sooo...

[ yeah, he's just gonna play it off like it's not equally unfortunate. ]