( open ) quarantine safe house

[competing]

CHARACTERS: anyone! everyone???
DATE: from March 4 onward
WARNINGS: violence... gore... c..annibalism?? maybe
SUMMARY: some people decide they're too dangerous on their own and decide to put themselves in Time Out. other people visit them.



THE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL

THE DEAL:
1. post a toplevel
2. comment around
3. profit???
4. please include warnings on your subject headings if things get a little cray cray

Comments

[paintjobs]

I absolutely did not "goof". Goofing would have been to thrust a spell onto someone without any clear indication of how to undo it, now there's a goof.

[competing]

you sure you didnt just accidentally toss the instruction manual aside somewhere?
cuz that happens you know

[paintjobs]

Yes, I'm sure! Maybe you're speaking from experience, but I would never

[ no he would, he absolutely would. who needs instruction manuals ever. ]

Well. In any case, it didn't come with one.

[competing]

[ don't they usually...

did you accidentally eat it, ko. ]

you should probably ask someone about that then
itd be pretty awkward to randomly transform
what if youre in the middle of a highway?!

[paintjobs]

Well, then I suppose I meet my end as — what do they call it, street pizza. Better that than trapped as a human again.


No offense, of course.

[competing]

none taken
we are pretty vulnerable to, like. everything.

but does that mean you wont even switch back every now and then?
cmon i know you had SOME fun...

[paintjobs]

If you mean the spa day, trust me, you're not the only species to have thought up that kind of thing. You should have seen our oil baths.

[competing]

i mean i guess thats fair
way to break poor mimkaylas heart though

[paintjobs]

Who?

[competing]

mikayla?
the girl we saved????

[paintjobs]

Oh, that. She got a ride in an Aston Martin, I'm sure she'll be fine.

[competing]

never even called her back
heartless

[paintjobs]

Excuse me, I believe I said, she got a ride in an Aston Martin. Do you know how much luxury is implied in that line? Really, that should about tide her over for the next few centuries. Or half century. However long it is humans live, I can never keep track.

[competing]

definitely less than a century
a couple decades over half if youre lucky

[paintjobs]

And you don't even have the decency to make it a round number. Unbelievable.

[competing]

its not like we can choose!

[paintjobs]

I suppose not. No need to get offended about it, I was only pointing it out.

[competing]

not offended
just a touchy subject considering the timing you know