"The Deadly Sin of Greed", Undead Ban (
perma_banned) wrote in
epidemiology2017-05-14 06:25 pm
We need to plan our vacations better.
CHARACTERS: Ban, OPEN
DATE: May 2nd(Post Battle) - May 7th
WARNINGS: Will update if necessary. None.
SUMMARY: Losing his temporary estate, Ban ventures out to tame a bit of the landscape by planting a magical, gigantic tree. Oh, a few other things happen, too.
The Almoca Tree
Oska's populace never struck Ban as the type to want to put the axe or the torch to nature. When he was given his first few Almoca seeds, he put them where he thought they would thrive. Chantes and Zeta seemed like good places for them. The fairies in Chantes' woods seemed to take to the tree happily and the squidges were reported to have made a good home out of it. Being given a third seed, Ban had held onto it carefully, waiting for a better place to send it. Perdition's Rest was no good. The planet was doomed. Woodhurst was a concrete jungle and full of people who would have happily gotten rid of an obstruction. There was Terra Felis but Ban figured the locals would just claw the thing up or tear it down.
"I fulfilled the promise the first time you asked me," He muttered to no one present as he stepped through thick woods to reach a small clearing outside of Oska. Ban dug a hole with his hands, planting the seed in the empty space before washing his hands in a nearby creek. Looking down into the groove he carved into the ground, Ban swiped his fingers over one wrist in a cutting gesture, splitting the skin and his veins with a razor's sharpness. Blood ran down from the opening in rivulets, steadily covering the seed. As if part of a bizarre ritual, the seed cracked and a green stem pushed free--growing exponentially at an alarming rate. "But, I don't mind doing it a few more times."
In under ten minutes, the tree grew over the line of trees that had already been there. An hour later and the tree dwarfed them three times. Despite the nature of plant life, nothing was squeezed out. The surrounding trees became healthier and berries sprung up in otherwise dry bushes. He could be seen popping out of the mist beside the newly formed tree, humming a song well past its expiration date, carrying a thin little pouch in one hand. All in all, he didn't seem at all perturbed by the tree that had stolen quite a bit of the forest's real estate.
I Need a Test Subject
Supplies. The kitchen hadn't gone dormant but it was still unusable by the third day. Food came out of it despite the fact that connections for the stove and refrigerator were disconnected, so Ban was forced to make his own little campfire and spit, preparing food out in the middle of the rubble. He had a little table set aside for preparation with little bowls arranged with various spices and seasoning. Cooking without a stove or a complete cooking set didn't seem to impede him--as he actually wore a little belt and holster with a frying pan and knife handy. He settled on making roasted meat and vegetable dishes over the fire, pestering anyone willing to come within twenty feet of his little station. Towards the end of finishing one dish and passing it to a confused member from another team, he looked to his nearby fellow in Audentes and called out--
"Hey, c'mere. You aren't busy, are you~? Even if you are--c'mere, anywayyyy."
Let's Get Down to Business
The process of 'training' wasn't particularly normal for someone like Ban. Strength training and endurance training were handy things but he didn't know how to increase things like that in himself, anymore. Had King been around, he would have bugged the fairy king to at least help him out keeping his reflexes up to par but he didn't have that luxury. King was on some other mission, still, from what he assumed. Even Papyrus could have probably helped and he had vanished on his own mission, too. So, if not his reflexes, Ban figured he could put work into his magic. It was something he hadn't really tried to improve upon in a long time. Maybe he should have gotten into the routine earlier.
He stacked a handful of gold coins on a flat, collapsed pillar along the outside of Oska--careful enough to face away from where people were walking. Among the coins, one was marked with a smiley face drawn in with a black marker. Stepping roughly a hundred feet from it, Ban pointed towards the stack, curling his fingers. He focused on using 'Snatch' to steal the one coin, concentrating on narrowing the scope of the spell as much as possible. A coin snapped into his hand silently, the stack adjusting to a sudden lack of one piece admirably. It still stood even after losing one coin from the middle.
Ban opened his hand to check. The coin he took wasn't the one with the smiley face. At first, he didn't seem bothered by it. He returned the coin to the pile, stepped back in place and tried again. Again, it was one of the blank coins. He tried it again. Another one of the blank coins. For hours he tried it, without pausing, until he finally succeeded. When he finally turned the coin over and saw the drawn in smiley face, his jaw hung open, disbelieving. Ban felt a small sense of satisfaction, stepping back to the pile to try it again.
"Kahahaha~" Humming, Ban skipped back into place and readied himself to try again. "Time to make sure it wasn't just luuuuck!"
(OOC: Want a closed prompt? Lemme know via PM.)
DATE: May 2nd(Post Battle) - May 7th
WARNINGS: Will update if necessary. None.
SUMMARY: Losing his temporary estate, Ban ventures out to tame a bit of the landscape by planting a magical, gigantic tree. Oh, a few other things happen, too.
The Almoca Tree
Oska's populace never struck Ban as the type to want to put the axe or the torch to nature. When he was given his first few Almoca seeds, he put them where he thought they would thrive. Chantes and Zeta seemed like good places for them. The fairies in Chantes' woods seemed to take to the tree happily and the squidges were reported to have made a good home out of it. Being given a third seed, Ban had held onto it carefully, waiting for a better place to send it. Perdition's Rest was no good. The planet was doomed. Woodhurst was a concrete jungle and full of people who would have happily gotten rid of an obstruction. There was Terra Felis but Ban figured the locals would just claw the thing up or tear it down.
"I fulfilled the promise the first time you asked me," He muttered to no one present as he stepped through thick woods to reach a small clearing outside of Oska. Ban dug a hole with his hands, planting the seed in the empty space before washing his hands in a nearby creek. Looking down into the groove he carved into the ground, Ban swiped his fingers over one wrist in a cutting gesture, splitting the skin and his veins with a razor's sharpness. Blood ran down from the opening in rivulets, steadily covering the seed. As if part of a bizarre ritual, the seed cracked and a green stem pushed free--growing exponentially at an alarming rate. "But, I don't mind doing it a few more times."
In under ten minutes, the tree grew over the line of trees that had already been there. An hour later and the tree dwarfed them three times. Despite the nature of plant life, nothing was squeezed out. The surrounding trees became healthier and berries sprung up in otherwise dry bushes. He could be seen popping out of the mist beside the newly formed tree, humming a song well past its expiration date, carrying a thin little pouch in one hand. All in all, he didn't seem at all perturbed by the tree that had stolen quite a bit of the forest's real estate.
I Need a Test Subject
Supplies. The kitchen hadn't gone dormant but it was still unusable by the third day. Food came out of it despite the fact that connections for the stove and refrigerator were disconnected, so Ban was forced to make his own little campfire and spit, preparing food out in the middle of the rubble. He had a little table set aside for preparation with little bowls arranged with various spices and seasoning. Cooking without a stove or a complete cooking set didn't seem to impede him--as he actually wore a little belt and holster with a frying pan and knife handy. He settled on making roasted meat and vegetable dishes over the fire, pestering anyone willing to come within twenty feet of his little station. Towards the end of finishing one dish and passing it to a confused member from another team, he looked to his nearby fellow in Audentes and called out--
"Hey, c'mere. You aren't busy, are you~? Even if you are--c'mere, anywayyyy."
Let's Get Down to Business
The process of 'training' wasn't particularly normal for someone like Ban. Strength training and endurance training were handy things but he didn't know how to increase things like that in himself, anymore. Had King been around, he would have bugged the fairy king to at least help him out keeping his reflexes up to par but he didn't have that luxury. King was on some other mission, still, from what he assumed. Even Papyrus could have probably helped and he had vanished on his own mission, too. So, if not his reflexes, Ban figured he could put work into his magic. It was something he hadn't really tried to improve upon in a long time. Maybe he should have gotten into the routine earlier.
He stacked a handful of gold coins on a flat, collapsed pillar along the outside of Oska--careful enough to face away from where people were walking. Among the coins, one was marked with a smiley face drawn in with a black marker. Stepping roughly a hundred feet from it, Ban pointed towards the stack, curling his fingers. He focused on using 'Snatch' to steal the one coin, concentrating on narrowing the scope of the spell as much as possible. A coin snapped into his hand silently, the stack adjusting to a sudden lack of one piece admirably. It still stood even after losing one coin from the middle.
Ban opened his hand to check. The coin he took wasn't the one with the smiley face. At first, he didn't seem bothered by it. He returned the coin to the pile, stepped back in place and tried again. Again, it was one of the blank coins. He tried it again. Another one of the blank coins. For hours he tried it, without pausing, until he finally succeeded. When he finally turned the coin over and saw the drawn in smiley face, his jaw hung open, disbelieving. Ban felt a small sense of satisfaction, stepping back to the pile to try it again.
"Kahahaha~" Humming, Ban skipped back into place and readied himself to try again. "Time to make sure it wasn't just luuuuck!"
(OOC: Want a closed prompt? Lemme know via PM.)

cooking!
Ban is about a mile ahead of her when it came to making food, so of course she'll trot over, hands clasped over her chest (her right arm thoroughly bandaged). ]
Oh... wow, you're amazing!
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Y'know, there's a liiine. I can't let ya' cut even if I like the flattery~.
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I'd just like to see how you cook, if that's okay.
[ She can feed herself later. ]
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Reika wouldn't likely regret it until a bit later. Ban paused, stabbing meat onto a spit for roasting. His smile became a little less mean.]
Sure, take a seat. [With a tug of his finger, Ban used Snatch to drag a cushioned chair closer to his makeshift table. The chair came over without him touching it.] I don't mind puttin' on a shooow~!
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Thank you!
[ She plops herself down on the chair and opens her magitek to take notes. She should have gone out with her notebook.. ]
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With a sigh from his nostrils, Ban moved back into picking out spices. He shifted how he stood so Reika would see which spices he picked to rub everything down with. He intentionally gave pause and showed Reika the end result of preparation before he stuck it on a spit and let it hang to cook.
The smell of fat and spice falling into the open flames was enough to attract more hungry residents who were willing to wait a bit longer for food rather than grab something quick from the replicator.]
Hmmm. Seems like smell really is one of the important pieces of it, after all~.
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It is. You've made it really impressionable.
[ Seriously, this is miles better than her own cooking. ]
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He pointed at Reika, grinning impishly.]
You should aspire to be the sort of chef whose cooking makes you forget who did it~.
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I will. There's a lot I still have to learn.
[ At least now she sort of knows how to cook on an open pit? Not that she's ever done it other than with marshmellows... ]
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[No matter who the chef was, there would always be new people to cook for. The times would constantly change and old recipes would have to be forgotten for new ones. Taxation could limit how much of a surplus one had of certain ingredients and the average restaurant-goer wouldn't be able to afford certain things but would come in looking for something good to eat, anyway.
Ban slammed down another slab of meat as he allowed the meat on the spit to cook at that angle for a little while. Off to the side, he looked to a boiling pot of rice, thinking to himself how frequently bubbles had risen from it.]
Now, if you wanna help me ouuut, missy, go scoop out the rice in that pot. I've got mitts lyin' around, somewhere ♪.
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I'll get that done!
[ God Eaters are resistant to heat, so she'll test out the rice to see if she can scoop it out without mitts. Given that it isn't the temperature of lava, it's entirely doable, ladling out the rice into whatever Ban directs her towards. ]
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Well done and hasty~. You can't be afraid of the heat as a chef.
[She didn't wait to get to the pot, either, and he could tell just by a lack of pattering noises on the ground that she hadn't spilled any rice. He gestured to a few plates and bowls offhandedly, watching her move with bustle that didn't test his patience in the slightest. Despite his demeanor, Ban possessed very little of the stuff when it came to cooking.]
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I'm more resistant to it than others. Don't worry about it.
[ It's not lava, so it's okay. ]
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Well, anyway~. That's a good thing for you. Turn the spit a quarter. [Centimeters and feet were out of Ban's scope of reference. Basic mathematics weren't.]
I'll cook it on an even rotation on the next turn. This time, I just wanna get heat in there.
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How will we know when it's fully done?
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[There was already meat that he set aside--so, he was really just fixated on making seconds. Cooking for a large group wasn't easy even for someone used to cooking in a restaurant like Ban.
At least, not without assistance. He didn't quite say it but Ban was at least exuding a bit of a polite air if only because Reika was helping him meet his planned quota.]
So, after you finish turning it for a minute--cut up some of what I finished and set it down on the rice~.
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[ Sounds like it's time to plate the food. It'll probably taste nice as it is, but she can't help but wonder if Ban would have his special blend of spices or something. ]
almoca tree.
Sometimes, a kid just need some space and a moment to breathe. It's been a bizarre couple weeks and he's still getting used to ... well, everything. Call it culture shock, call it failing to acclimate on a timely basis, whatever it is, Peter finds himself out of castle grounds and heading out of Oska.
Aaaand that's when he spots the fastest growing tree he'd ever seen - quite literally. It's like a scene in a nature documentary, only in real life.
"Hey, man - you're seeing that tree too, right?" And the rest of the forest getting fluffier, greener, more lush? That, too?
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The amount of growth was normal, given what it was being nourished by. Ban could feel the cool pressure in the air change. It wasn't so much magic as it was an adjustment of humidity. The whole tree seemed to shift temperature subtly to remain a comfortable space for the people mucking around beneath its branches.]
...Well, who could miss it? It's pretty big, after all~.
[While Ban was impressed by it, there were a few reasons lingering in the back of his mind keeping him from expressing too much of it visibly.]
It's a beauty.
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[ Is this guy Moses? Is Peter having a low-key meltdown by all of this happening in the span of five minutes?
He shakes his head.
No, no. He's cool. He's absolutely fine, this is no problem. There's an explanation for all of this. ]
I mean, yeah, it's definitely Giving Tree material ... but I swear to God that tree wasn't there like, ten minutes ago. Is it going to grow into the sky? Your name isn't Jack, is it?
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[Given that the Almoca tree responded well to 'good and earnest people', it was natural that Peter wouldn't be impeded by the brush, either.]
That saaaaaid, the name's Ban and, welllllll, I dunno how tall weird ass trees like this can get. Do I look like an expert? [Or, does he look like the lead singer of an early 80s punk band from the UK? While Peter was in awe, Ban was at least confident the young man had no ill intentions rather than curiosity--which was natural. He knew the tree wouldn't try and bar anyone from getting closer to it unless they were naturally evil.]
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[ Cue flailing limbs and a sudden, nearly comical, glance around from left to right as Peter takes in his surroundings, watching the trees with a special focus as though he might actually see them scurrying away from him on their tiny roots like legs.
No such sighting. ]
Can trees get nervous? I'm not exactly equipped with an axe or fire or anything. It's just me.
[ He makes an attempt to find his chill, straightening and giving his newfound companion a better look. He really does look harmless, just a skinny kid in jeans and a plain shirt, with hair that could probably do with a trim in the coming weeks. ]
I don't know about experts but you've gotta know more about trees than I do. I was never blessed with a green thumb and you just came from the direction of said 'weird ass tree'. You sure you don't know anything?
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If it's a magic tree, maybe it thinks like we do? [He let the thought hang for a little bit. Elaine had made comments that the sacred tree would react to outsiders differently based on their hearts like fairies did.]
Now, what I do know is that the berries growin' around the base are really good~. Want a few?
[Peter's natural and understanding level of tension was appropriate to the overwhelming stature of the tree and its overbearing shadow cast over the forest but Ban seemed nonplussed by it. Obviously, he knew much more than he let on but he wasn't immediately denying anything rather than playfully moving thoughts in other directions.]
Business
That's the problem, with super senses. Sometimes something sets them off and it's so slight and so foreign and so far away, it's hard to even tell what it is. All he knows is something has happened, over and over, so soft and imperceptible nobody should have been able to hear it. Yet hear it Peter can, even as he worked on trying to distract himself putting the castle back together. It's straight curiosity, in the end, after of the noise, that pushes him to find the source. Safe to say, when he does, it's not what he's expecting.
"How did you do that?" He's never going to be great at watching things with no obvious explanation, honestly. Most of Audentes is satisfied with the idea of Magic, but Peter remains too analytical for his own good. His head chugs as it tries to find another answer, and comes up empty. "Is that some kind of... trick? Ilusion?" Please say yes. For the sake of him sleeping tonight, Ban, please say yes...
It isn't yes, is it.
Re: Business
To demonstrate, Ban flipped the coin up into the air--gesturing to it with his free hand. Rather than snapping quickly into his hand, he slowed the spell to a crawl to make it intentionally gravitate towards his palm as slowly as possible. Peter seemed impressed enough, so he decided to play into that excitement just a little.
"Though, it isn't as flashy as other kinds of magic~. If I could use illusion magic, I'm pretty sure I could make it look cooler."
PLEASE FORGIVE THE LATE i contracted plague and died for a week
He gapes a little, despite himself, at the magic slowed down. It was easier to pretend it was some sleight of hand when it wasn't slowed to a trickle, almost flaunting him in its inexplicable nature. "There's... there's illusion magic too? Seriously?" How many kinds of magic were there? Was anyone keeping track? Surely someone should.
"For the record, that was pretty cool. Magic... it's just not a thing, in my world. My brain hurts a little right now." Mostly as it tries and fails to explain something that doesn't make sense to him, but, shh...
i was cramming in the end of overwatch season 4...;;
Either way, it didn't seem like his reaction was deterring him. Peter kept on as if he was obliged to thrust himself deeper into that avenue of thought.
"Yeah, there's some illusion magic," Technically, Ban could use some, himself though he wouldn't tell anyone if he could help it. Part of the power of magic was that it was innate. One could hide a spell better than a sword. Leaving someone guessing was more powerful sometimes than having a razor at their throat. "Uh. If it helps, I don't think I could tell you too much about it~. I'm just a user--not a sorcerer or anythin'."
lmao no worries... I HOPE YOU ENDED STRONG 💪
"So there's a difference between a sorcerer, and a magic user?" Peter sounds less openly baffled, and more quietly curious. A better change, possibly. It was all a whole new world to him, but if the stranger was willing to talk about it...
Wait, crap. Stranger. Peter winces, realizing an important part of conversation that he's utterly forgotten. "I'm Peter. Sorry. Forgot that part..."
I ENDED AT 2481... SO.... CRIES
"Y'know, I don't really have to think about it that often," He admittedly, scrunching up his face briefly. When posed with a frank, direct question--sometimes Ban couldn't exactly find it in him to tease. There wasn't really anything to poke fun of. "It's like the difference between having a sword and being a knight. A magic-user can use magic and probably do it well but the sorcerer is always going to be the master. If one takes on the other--they'll be outclassed. Some people are born with it and never end up using it their whole lives, too."
lma that's pretty good!!! have you made plat this round?
It's a pretty good explanation, actually. It makes sense, even though Peter compares it in his head to a medium that he's more used to. Magic was much like a natural talent, such as art or dexterity. Having that talent was one thing, yet mastering it was another.
"And you're not a sorcerer? What kind of stuff can a sorcerer do?" If that trick couldn't compare, then the idea of someone even more practiced was a little intimidating. "Er, am I asking too many questions? Just tell me when and I'll shut up. Trust me, I probably will never run out of questions. That's just how scientific inquiry works."
Nope! I've actually moved onto building a table for a bit ;;
He gave pause, breathing in and sighing before reaching over to gesture towards a nearby berry bush. A leafy branch full of berries snapped off of the bush, popping into his hand without him having to come remotely close to it.
"Well..." If Peter was willing to talk to him, Ban found he didn't mind the company. Whether or not Peter viewed himself as a pest, there were some people who just liked having someone else other than themselves to talk to. "I couldn't tell you exactly what sorcerers do. They all like to do different things but... they do it better. Usually, it's stuff that's beyond your imagination."
hey, that's pretty amazing, tho!! i haven't played since placing gold on my journey back 2 plat
"You're already doing stuff beyond my imagination," Peter confesses, even reaching out to touch the end of the branch, as if he wasn't sure it would be real. It sure seemed to be. "Maybe my imagination didn't go far enough." Being a part of Audentes had certainly changed that... for better, and for worse.
now doing electrical for the table D:<
Ban finally grabbed the berries, lowering the branch to his mouth before he bit a few of them off. He handed the rest to Peter, messily chewing on what he initially grabbed.
"Hell, you might even have magic, yourself~. You just gotta figure out where your imagination really is."
this is gonn be a hell of a table!!
Peter isn't sure he wants to eat magically transported berries — another wonder, did that change the chemical makeup of a berry? what kind of effect would magic have on an item? — though when he sees Ban managing to survive on them, he does try one. It seems the same, but it's still weird to think about.
"I'd have thought it wasn't so bad, but being here? Kind of a revelation." Even if his life had been webslinging through skylines and fighting giant lizard men, he still hadn't been able to truly imagine a world wherein magic existed. Now, he's at least able to accept it. Slowly, but surely.
almoca tree
Happening upon the tree — and the tall man lounging carelessly beside it — Olivia had a moment to wonder if she should at all be surprised by the sight. It was certainly unexpected, and yet there was something about it that just seemed to make sense, too. Ban was, after all, always so full of surprises.
"Is this your doing?"
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Ban popped the berries in his mouth, messily chewing and looking up past her to the outer lining of the pink leaves overhead. Lying would be just as unbelievable as telling the truth, he thought. So, he answered honestly.
"I helped."
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"It's beautiful," she commented after a moment. Asking Ban anything was always a gamble with the truth, but she didn't see what reason he would have in lying now, and so she chose to give him the benefit of the doubt.
"Is it from your world?"
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"King would be able to tell you all about the Almoca tree. I just planted it as a favor."
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"A favor for who?"
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"When the first forest was burned down."
He wasn't surprised by how easily he said it. There was a time and place to tell the truth--especially when Olivia probably already knew it all from King.
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She remembered that name, though.
"She means quite a lot to you, doesn't she...?"
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He didn't resent Olivia for pushing that far. She never acted maliciously towards him, even if he tended to bite back as if she had.
"Even as bad as I am, she won't give up on me. Without her, I'd be dead or completely alone."
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Frankly, she found it was the people like Ban who often needed it the most.
"I'm glad," she confessed, after a quiet moment of thought. Carefully, she came closer, just enough that she might reach out to rest a gentle hand upon the bark of the tree. "I'm glad you have someone like that in your life."
Even if Elaine weren't currently in it. Sometimes just the memory of that person was enough, or so Olivia would have liked to hope.
cooking... 10 years later [sob]
When Ban calls out her head tilts, a frown quick to cross her face from the last time they met.
"I am afraid I shall have to decline."
She isn't in the mood for it right now, that's for sure, but this is a public area. Both of them are entitled to be there.
:D
"You haven't even heard the offer~."
♥
"I do not need to hear it."
She pauses then to look into what she can find in the kitchen, trying to ignore him. Sadly that isn't going to work, but props to her for trying I guess.
:D!!!
There was no pause in him even after he yanked the stove out of thin air.
"If you were more polite, Princess, you could earn some of the best cooking you'd ever taste in your liiife~."
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"I am sorry to say that would be impossible. Therefore, I am not missing out on anything."
She's only stubborn about this because:
a) she grew up in a castle with their own cooks
b) Teruteru might have a gross personality, but he really was the Ultimate Cook
c) Haise's cooking is something she gets to eat frequently and she will stan for him a lot more than she'd ever give Ban the chance to even try and prove her wrong... sorry Ban.