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"The Deadly Sin of Greed", Undead Ban ([personal profile] perma_banned) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology2017-05-14 06:25 pm

We need to plan our vacations better.

CHARACTERS: Ban, OPEN
DATE: May 2nd(Post Battle) - May 7th
WARNINGS: Will update if necessary. None.
SUMMARY: Losing his temporary estate, Ban ventures out to tame a bit of the landscape by planting a magical, gigantic tree. Oh, a few other things happen, too.


The Almoca Tree
Oska's populace never struck Ban as the type to want to put the axe or the torch to nature. When he was given his first few Almoca seeds, he put them where he thought they would thrive. Chantes and Zeta seemed like good places for them. The fairies in Chantes' woods seemed to take to the tree happily and the squidges were reported to have made a good home out of it. Being given a third seed, Ban had held onto it carefully, waiting for a better place to send it. Perdition's Rest was no good. The planet was doomed. Woodhurst was a concrete jungle and full of people who would have happily gotten rid of an obstruction. There was Terra Felis but Ban figured the locals would just claw the thing up or tear it down.

"I fulfilled the promise the first time you asked me," He muttered to no one present as he stepped through thick woods to reach a small clearing outside of Oska. Ban dug a hole with his hands, planting the seed in the empty space before washing his hands in a nearby creek. Looking down into the groove he carved into the ground, Ban swiped his fingers over one wrist in a cutting gesture, splitting the skin and his veins with a razor's sharpness. Blood ran down from the opening in rivulets, steadily covering the seed. As if part of a bizarre ritual, the seed cracked and a green stem pushed free--growing exponentially at an alarming rate. "But, I don't mind doing it a few more times."

In under ten minutes, the tree grew over the line of trees that had already been there. An hour later and the tree dwarfed them three times. Despite the nature of plant life, nothing was squeezed out. The surrounding trees became healthier and berries sprung up in otherwise dry bushes. He could be seen popping out of the mist beside the newly formed tree, humming a song well past its expiration date, carrying a thin little pouch in one hand. All in all, he didn't seem at all perturbed by the tree that had stolen quite a bit of the forest's real estate.

I Need a Test Subject
Supplies. The kitchen hadn't gone dormant but it was still unusable by the third day. Food came out of it despite the fact that connections for the stove and refrigerator were disconnected, so Ban was forced to make his own little campfire and spit, preparing food out in the middle of the rubble. He had a little table set aside for preparation with little bowls arranged with various spices and seasoning. Cooking without a stove or a complete cooking set didn't seem to impede him--as he actually wore a little belt and holster with a frying pan and knife handy. He settled on making roasted meat and vegetable dishes over the fire, pestering anyone willing to come within twenty feet of his little station. Towards the end of finishing one dish and passing it to a confused member from another team, he looked to his nearby fellow in Audentes and called out--

"Hey, c'mere. You aren't busy, are you~? Even if you are--c'mere, anywayyyy."

Let's Get Down to Business
The process of 'training' wasn't particularly normal for someone like Ban. Strength training and endurance training were handy things but he didn't know how to increase things like that in himself, anymore. Had King been around, he would have bugged the fairy king to at least help him out keeping his reflexes up to par but he didn't have that luxury. King was on some other mission, still, from what he assumed. Even Papyrus could have probably helped and he had vanished on his own mission, too. So, if not his reflexes, Ban figured he could put work into his magic. It was something he hadn't really tried to improve upon in a long time. Maybe he should have gotten into the routine earlier.

He stacked a handful of gold coins on a flat, collapsed pillar along the outside of Oska--careful enough to face away from where people were walking. Among the coins, one was marked with a smiley face drawn in with a black marker. Stepping roughly a hundred feet from it, Ban pointed towards the stack, curling his fingers. He focused on using 'Snatch' to steal the one coin, concentrating on narrowing the scope of the spell as much as possible. A coin snapped into his hand silently, the stack adjusting to a sudden lack of one piece admirably. It still stood even after losing one coin from the middle.

Ban opened his hand to check. The coin he took wasn't the one with the smiley face. At first, he didn't seem bothered by it. He returned the coin to the pile, stepped back in place and tried again. Again, it was one of the blank coins. He tried it again. Another one of the blank coins. For hours he tried it, without pausing, until he finally succeeded. When he finally turned the coin over and saw the drawn in smiley face, his jaw hung open, disbelieving. Ban felt a small sense of satisfaction, stepping back to the pile to try it again.

"Kahahaha~" Humming, Ban skipped back into place and readied himself to try again. "Time to make sure it wasn't just luuuuck!"

(OOC: Want a closed prompt? Lemme know via PM.)
p66: (IM SO GLAD NO ONE DIED!!!)

cooking!

[personal profile] p66 2017-05-15 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Reika had overworked herself during the battle, so at the collective demands of a couple of people she had finally put down her sword and took to rebuilding in a less taxing way. One of the tasks she took upon herself was making sure people were fed, which is why she's showed up to the kitchen despite the fact that it was in ruins.

Ban is about a mile ahead of her when it came to making food, so of course she'll trot over, hands clasped over her chest (her right arm thoroughly bandaged). ]


Oh... wow, you're amazing!
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[personal profile] p66 2017-05-15 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looks very experienced, from the way he manipulate his tools with ease. The question catches her by surprise, though - a flicker of confusion crosses her features before shifting to one of apologetic smiles. ]

I'd just like to see how you cook, if that's okay.

[ She can feed herself later. ]
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[personal profile] p66 2017-05-16 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, someone who could use magic!! ]

Thank you!

[ She plops herself down on the chair and opens her magitek to take notes. She should have gone out with her notebook.. ]
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[personal profile] p66 2017-05-22 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ For one, it's impolite to interrupt people - and she'll save all her questions for after the show was over. The fact that Ban made the effort to show her his motions definitely helped. She can follow, there isn't anything important to ask. ]

It is. You've made it really impressionable.

[ Seriously, this is miles better than her own cooking. ]
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[personal profile] p66 2017-05-23 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ The smell is so good that she's once again reminded of her own hunger, and of how God Eaters have metabolism at least three times that of a human. But she knows to control herself, especially when there's something important to be done. ]

I will. There's a lot I still have to learn.

[ At least now she sort of knows how to cook on an open pit? Not that she's ever done it other than with marshmellows... ]
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[personal profile] p66 2017-05-30 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Much of all that isn't what Reika would consider, really. All she wants is to be able to feed her friends well regardless of what resources they have at hand. ]

I'll get that done!

[ God Eaters are resistant to heat, so she'll test out the rice to see if she can scoop it out without mitts. Given that it isn't the temperature of lava, it's entirely doable, ladling out the rice into whatever Ban directs her towards. ]
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[personal profile] p66 2017-06-08 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hungry people probably aren't patient either, so that's that. She doesn't mind bustling, it helps her focus and keep her mind off other things. ]

I'm more resistant to it than others. Don't worry about it.

[ It's not lava, so it's okay. ]
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[personal profile] p66 2017-06-15 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Reika does as expected, observing the meat as she did so. Since she's never cooked meat on an open fire before, there's a lot to watch and learn. ]

How will we know when it's fully done?
p66: (clenching fist for extra GANBARIMASU)

[personal profile] p66 2017-06-18 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it.

[ Sounds like it's time to plate the food. It'll probably taste nice as it is, but she can't help but wonder if Ban would have his special blend of spices or something. ]
offkey: (072)

almoca tree.

[personal profile] offkey 2017-05-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Am I really seeing what I think I'm seeing?"

Sometimes, a kid just need some space and a moment to breathe. It's been a bizarre couple weeks and he's still getting used to ... well, everything. Call it culture shock, call it failing to acclimate on a timely basis, whatever it is, Peter finds himself out of castle grounds and heading out of Oska.

Aaaand that's when he spots the fastest growing tree he'd ever seen - quite literally. It's like a scene in a nature documentary, only in real life.

"Hey, man - you're seeing that tree too, right?" And the rest of the forest getting fluffier, greener, more lush? That, too?
offkey: (048)

[personal profile] offkey 2017-05-22 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oookay. Did those trees just part like the tide for you?

[ Is this guy Moses? Is Peter having a low-key meltdown by all of this happening in the span of five minutes?

He shakes his head.

No, no. He's cool. He's absolutely fine, this is no problem. There's an explanation for all of this. ]


I mean, yeah, it's definitely Giving Tree material ... but I swear to God that tree wasn't there like, ten minutes ago. Is it going to grow into the sky? Your name isn't Jack, is it?
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[personal profile] offkey 2017-05-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Wait - wait, what?

[ Cue flailing limbs and a sudden, nearly comical, glance around from left to right as Peter takes in his surroundings, watching the trees with a special focus as though he might actually see them scurrying away from him on their tiny roots like legs.

No such sighting. ]


Can trees get nervous? I'm not exactly equipped with an axe or fire or anything. It's just me.

[ He makes an attempt to find his chill, straightening and giving his newfound companion a better look. He really does look harmless, just a skinny kid in jeans and a plain shirt, with hair that could probably do with a trim in the coming weeks. ]

I don't know about experts but you've gotta know more about trees than I do. I was never blessed with a green thumb and you just came from the direction of said 'weird ass tree'. You sure you don't know anything?
webdesigned: (0041)

Business

[personal profile] webdesigned 2017-05-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Something has been bothering him all day.

That's the problem, with super senses. Sometimes something sets them off and it's so slight and so foreign and so far away, it's hard to even tell what it is. All he knows is something has happened, over and over, so soft and imperceptible nobody should have been able to hear it. Yet hear it Peter can, even as he worked on trying to distract himself putting the castle back together. It's straight curiosity, in the end, after of the noise, that pushes him to find the source. Safe to say, when he does, it's not what he's expecting.

"How did you do that?" He's never going to be great at watching things with no obvious explanation, honestly. Most of Audentes is satisfied with the idea of Magic, but Peter remains too analytical for his own good. His head chugs as it tries to find another answer, and comes up empty. "Is that some kind of... trick? Ilusion?" Please say yes. For the sake of him sleeping tonight, Ban, please say yes...

It isn't yes, is it.
webdesigned: (0021)

PLEASE FORGIVE THE LATE i contracted plague and died for a week

[personal profile] webdesigned 2017-05-26 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Damnit, Ban! Magic was totally the answer he didn't want to hear. Peter much prefers the idea of illusions, justifiable reworking of reality that he can scientifically explain. No matter how often he's exposed to it, Peter still hasn't managed to explain away... basically any kind of magic presented to him. It's hard for his scientific mind.

He gapes a little, despite himself, at the magic slowed down. It was easier to pretend it was some sleight of hand when it wasn't slowed to a trickle, almost flaunting him in its inexplicable nature. "There's... there's illusion magic too? Seriously?" How many kinds of magic were there? Was anyone keeping track? Surely someone should.

"For the record, that was pretty cool. Magic... it's just not a thing, in my world. My brain hurts a little right now." Mostly as it tries and fails to explain something that doesn't make sense to him, but, shh...
webdesigned: (0036)

lmao no worries... I HOPE YOU ENDED STRONG 💪

[personal profile] webdesigned 2017-05-30 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure there's helping me," Peter confessed, which is probably the most self-aware he's been about his inability to comprehend magic since he arrived in Nalawi and had been confronted with a lot of it, wielded by adorable deer people. It's something his brain naturally refuses, trying to find answers that seem to be in very short supply. It might be just about time that he accepted that he wasn't going to get answers, no matter how much he wanted them.

"So there's a difference between a sorcerer, and a magic user?" Peter sounds less openly baffled, and more quietly curious. A better change, possibly. It was all a whole new world to him, but if the stranger was willing to talk about it...

Wait, crap. Stranger. Peter winces, realizing an important part of conversation that he's utterly forgotten. "I'm Peter. Sorry. Forgot that part..."
webdesigned: (0198)

lma that's pretty good!!! have you made plat this round?

[personal profile] webdesigned 2017-06-08 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's been a bit of a journey to get from where he'd been to where he was. Still, it was definitely a good change to allow himself to move from dismissive refusal to dazed curiosity. Peter nods at the introduction, attention deviating to glance up at the tree for half a second before his attention moves back to Ban.

It's a pretty good explanation, actually. It makes sense, even though Peter compares it in his head to a medium that he's more used to. Magic was much like a natural talent, such as art or dexterity. Having that talent was one thing, yet mastering it was another.

"And you're not a sorcerer? What kind of stuff can a sorcerer do?" If that trick couldn't compare, then the idea of someone even more practiced was a little intimidating. "Er, am I asking too many questions? Just tell me when and I'll shut up. Trust me, I probably will never run out of questions. That's just how scientific inquiry works."
webdesigned: (0017)

hey, that's pretty amazing, tho!! i haven't played since placing gold on my journey back 2 plat

[personal profile] webdesigned 2017-06-18 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Whoa." He can't even help himself, marveling like a little kid at every unexpected display of magic. Finally abandoning the steadfast obsession with scientific explanation long enough to appreciate the inexplicable. Peter glances toward the bush and Ban's hand, as if he expects to spot a wire or some obvious hint as to how it happened, and when he can't a slightly awed smile creeping over his features. If this turns out to be sleight of hand, he's going to feel like a real idiot, but at the moment? It's like he's looking into a whole new world.

"You're already doing stuff beyond my imagination," Peter confesses, even reaching out to touch the end of the branch, as if he wasn't sure it would be real. It sure seemed to be. "Maybe my imagination didn't go far enough." Being a part of Audentes had certainly changed that... for better, and for worse.
webdesigned: (0201)

this is gonn be a hell of a table!!

[personal profile] webdesigned 2017-07-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
For all the magic he's heard of in his time in Audentes, actually being face to face with it, seeing it, without the insanity of a battle or a mission going down around them... well, it's kind of cool. He can't help the scientific theory rolling in his head, starting to make hypotheses and inquiries about how it could be explained, though Peter does manage to ignore them for now. Maybe the explanation is not the important part, when magic was involved.

Peter isn't sure he wants to eat magically transported berries — another wonder, did that change the chemical makeup of a berry? what kind of effect would magic have on an item? — though when he sees Ban managing to survive on them, he does try one. It seems the same, but it's still weird to think about.

"I'd have thought it wasn't so bad, but being here? Kind of a revelation." Even if his life had been webslinging through skylines and fighting giant lizard men, he still hadn't been able to truly imagine a world wherein magic existed. Now, he's at least able to accept it. Slowly, but surely.
winces: (( fifty-seven ))

almoca tree

[personal profile] winces 2017-05-21 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oska was not without its local plantlife, and though Olivia herself was no horticulturist, there were definitely some things you just couldn't ignore. The sudden appearance of another tree, for instance... and one that easily dwarfed all the others around it, so much so that it was easily visible from anywhere on the grounds? You'd have to be blind not to notice it. And, with her curiosity as strong as it was, Olivia of course could not help but venture closure, Saffron close by her side.

Happening upon the tree — and the tall man lounging carelessly beside it — Olivia had a moment to wonder if she should at all be surprised by the sight. It was certainly unexpected, and yet there was something about it that just seemed to make sense, too. Ban was, after all, always so full of surprises.

"Is this your doing?"
winces: (( thirty-three ))

[personal profile] winces 2017-05-25 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
She glanced up at the tree, even more impressive up close than at a distance. It seemed almost too much, perhaps even imposing, but the light colors, and the calm air around it helped soothe any such worries.

"It's beautiful," she commented after a moment. Asking Ban anything was always a gamble with the truth, but she didn't see what reason he would have in lying now, and so she chose to give him the benefit of the doubt.

"Is it from your world?"
winces: (( fifty-six ))

[personal profile] winces 2017-05-31 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The mention of King brings a sad smile to her face. She missed him, and she wondered if Ban did too. Somehow she didn't think asking him would enlighten her any further.

"A favor for who?"
winces: (( sixty-five ))

[personal profile] winces 2017-06-14 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
She didn't, not really. What King had told her were vague generalities, and a surprising amount of care had been taken not to tell her too much of stories that were not his to tell. Olivia had been curious, sure, but she resisted the temptation to pry too much, hoping then that Ban would come to tell her himself. As he was now.

She remembered that name, though.

"She means quite a lot to you, doesn't she...?"
winces: (( seventy-seven ))

[personal profile] winces 2017-06-18 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If she were at all surprised to find that, all along, Ban had had someone like that in his life, believing in him and trusting in him, she did not show it.

Frankly, she found it was the people like Ban who often needed it the most.

"I'm glad," she confessed, after a quiet moment of thought. Carefully, she came closer, just enough that she might reach out to rest a gentle hand upon the bark of the tree. "I'm glad you have someone like that in your life."

Even if Elaine weren't currently in it. Sometimes just the memory of that person was enough, or so Olivia would have liked to hope.
assent: (24)

cooking... 10 years later [sob]

[personal profile] assent 2017-05-23 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You aren't busy, are you? is a quite loaded question. Wasn't everyone supposed to be busy right now? She, herself, should have been helping out. She should be doing more. Except she isn't, she's been hiding in her room to avoid the strain playing pretend does to her. It's only when hunger gets to be too much that she ventures outside, trying to find the kitchen or at least food that will help from the kitchen area.

When Ban calls out her head tilts, a frown quick to cross her face from the last time they met.

"I am afraid I shall have to decline."

She isn't in the mood for it right now, that's for sure, but this is a public area. Both of them are entitled to be there.
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[personal profile] assent 2017-06-01 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
For the most part, she would hide it. It just seems as though Ban has scored an irritating level close to Souda's from home in that she'd rather just Avoid him if she can. It doesn't help when he's trying to follow her though.

"I do not need to hear it."

She pauses then to look into what she can find in the kitchen, trying to ignore him. Sadly that isn't going to work, but props to her for trying I guess.
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[personal profile] assent 2017-06-07 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Him dropping the stove down near to her makes her jump slightly, her hand gripping over the fabric over her heart. Her eyes go down to the cracked floor, then back up to his face again.

"I am sorry to say that would be impossible. Therefore, I am not missing out on anything."

She's only stubborn about this because:

a) she grew up in a castle with their own cooks
b) Teruteru might have a gross personality, but he really was the Ultimate Cook
c) Haise's cooking is something she gets to eat frequently and she will stan for him a lot more than she'd ever give Ban the chance to even try and prove her wrong... sorry Ban.