[Wow, he said "no offense"...clearly that means he is exempt from dealing with any attitude he might get in return for said offensive statements.
His breath catches and shudders as the shield is knocked and its wielder is pushed back. It's not the close contact with a stranger that he minds so much as the imminent threat of annihilation, His expression twists with the force of his disbelief. Forgive him for finding the whole situation absolutely ridiculous: he comes from a thoroughly mundane world in which creepy labyrinths and giant cyborg monsters are restricted to appearing in movies and the like.]
Oh, great, a freakin' paladin! [He throws his hands up in mock celebration - whoop-dee-doo.] Isn't that some Dungeons and Dragons crap? Where's your sword of plus-one attack, or whatever?
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His breath catches and shudders as the shield is knocked and its wielder is pushed back. It's not the close contact with a stranger that he minds so much as the imminent threat of annihilation, His expression twists with the force of his disbelief. Forgive him for finding the whole situation absolutely ridiculous: he comes from a thoroughly mundane world in which creepy labyrinths and giant cyborg monsters are restricted to appearing in movies and the like.]
Oh, great, a freakin' paladin! [He throws his hands up in mock celebration - whoop-dee-doo.] Isn't that some Dungeons and Dragons crap? Where's your sword of plus-one attack, or whatever?